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Wednesday jokes in 2024

“What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?”
—”This tastes a little funny.”

“Stay strong! Weekend is coming soon.”

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?
– He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why do most Americans spend Wednesday in the office?
– Because “White Men Can’t Hump”.

“Why aren’t koalas actual bears?”
– “They don’t meet the koalafications.”

What are Wednesdays with no rain called?
– Parched hump days.

When’s the last time Christina Ricci was cute?
– Wednesday.

Why are Wednesdays boring for the first half of the week?
– Because they bring smiles only for the second half of the week.

Three old men, hard of hearing, are waiting at a bus stop on a hill, it’s winter time.
– The first man goes as he’s shivering “brrrr, it’s windy”!
– The second one responds “it’s not Wednesday, it’s Thursday”,
– And the third man says “I’m thirsty too, let’s go grab a beer”!

Keep calm it’s already Wednesday.

A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married?
– On Wednesday

What kind of bread do you eat on Wednesday?
– Hump-ernickel.

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.
– It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary’s church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O’Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

– When will the madness end?

Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday
– We call it hump day for a reason.

Why did the employee get a camel in the office building?
– Because the boss said, ‘Bring in the hump day’.

If Johnny buys seventeen donuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year?
– Diabetes

What do camels sing on karaoke night?
– My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out).

Remember, always give 100% of your effort at work
– 12% on Monday
– 23% on Tuesday
– 40% on Wednesday
– 20% on Thursday
– 5% on Friday

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