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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2022
Be it a doctor's or a dentist, I do not think there is anyone who would willingly go. No one likes doctors because of injections. However, dentist jokes are a good way to make patients comfortable and feel at ease for both kids and grown-ups.
How do you fix a broken tooth?
-With tooth paste!
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
-He braces himself.
Who was the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out?
– I Chews You!
What do you call a dentist’s advice?
Why should you be nice to your dentist?
-Because they have fillings too.
What was the Toronto dentist doing in Panama?
-Looking for the Root Canal.
What do dentists and the TSA have in common?
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
-IYou have a hole in one.”
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
-Because they fought both tooth and nail!
Where do dentists move when they retire?
Dentist: When did you last floss?
-Me: You should know — you did it.
What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?
– A Flossiraptor
The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.
-I told her toothpaste and I don’t talk bout our feelings.
What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth?
-An abscessive compulsive.
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
-He was already taking out a tooth.
Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
-I don’t know; the dentist kept it.
What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
-“You can’t handle the tooth!”.