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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2021
Be it a doctor's or a dentist, I do not think there is anyone who would willingly go. No one likes doctors because of injections. However, dentist jokes are a good way to make patients comfortable and feel at ease for both kids and grown-ups.
The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.
-I said ether/ore.
What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
-All of them.
What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
-I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!
Why did the guru refuse Novocain at the dentist?
-He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Dentist: You need a crown.
-Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.
Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
-Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Why does a dentist seem moody?
-Because he always looks down in the mouth.
What’s another name for a dentist’s office?
-A filling station.
I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted.
-I think she was brushing me off.
Why did the deer need braces?
-He had buck teeth.
Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?
-They fought tooth and nail!
Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
-Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.