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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
-To get a root canal.

How do you fix a broken tooth?
-With tooth paste!

What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist?
-Tooth-pics.

A man got kicked out of the dentist’s office for using all the nitrous oxide
-He got the last laugh, though.

What did the Kitchener dentist say to the computer?
-This won’t hurt a byte.

A local dentist was arrested for dealing drugs
-To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.

My dentist told me I don’t floss enough.
-So I started taking dance classes.

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me, please?
-Scream as loud and painfully as you possibly can?

What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?
-“I have an Inconvenient Tooth.”

Why did Frosty the Snowman have to go to the dentist?
-He has a very bad case of frost bite.

ave you seen Eddie recently? He’s been so moody!
-Ah yeah, don’t worry about him he always seems to have a chip on his shoulder these days.

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
-He was already taking out a tooth.

A group of nagging dentists discovered a new chemical element.
-It’s called Flossphorus.

What did the Guelph dentist see at the North Pole?
-A molar bear.

Why did the king go to the dentist?
-To get his teeth crowned!.

What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
-A black hole..

Patient: Umm, why? It’s not hurt me this time.
-Dentist: Because there are tonnes of patients in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the cup final at 3!

How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb?.
– One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket mouthwash.

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