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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
-To get a root canal.

How do you fix a broken tooth?
-With tooth paste!

What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
-A Flossiraptor.

A man and a woman are traveling on a train.
Woman: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
-Man: Nice! Are you single?
Woman: No. I’m a dentist.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
-He braces himself.

id you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
– A month later he was picking his teeth.

How is going to the dentist like those movies where a character gets interrogated?
-It’s pretty clear when you’re lying — and if you don’t come clean, you might lose a toot

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
-He braces himself.

Who was the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
-Dracula’s dentist.

What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out?
– I Chews You!

What do you call a dentist’s advice?
-His fill-ossophy.

Why should you be nice to your dentist?
-Because they have fillings too.

What was the Toronto dentist doing in Panama?
-Looking for the Root Canal.

What do dentists and the TSA have in common?
-Cavity checks.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
-IYou have a hole in one.”

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
-Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Where do dentists move when they retire?
-Fluorida.

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