Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2022

How do you fix a broken tooth?
-With tooth paste!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
-He braces himself.

Who was the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
-Dracula’s dentist.

What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out?
– I Chews You!

What do you call a dentist’s advice?
-His fill-ossophy.

Why should you be nice to your dentist?
-Because they have fillings too.

What was the Toronto dentist doing in Panama?
-Looking for the Root Canal.

What do dentists and the TSA have in common?
-Cavity checks.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
-IYou have a hole in one.”

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
-Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Where do dentists move when they retire?
-Fluorida.

Dentist: When did you last floss?
-Me: You should know — you did it.

What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?
– A Flossiraptor

The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.
-I told her toothpaste and I don’t talk bout our feelings.

What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth?
-An abscessive compulsive.

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
-He was already taking out a tooth.

Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
-I don’t know; the dentist kept it.

What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
-“You can’t handle the tooth!”.