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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2023
Be it a doctor's or a dentist, I do not think there is anyone who would willingly go. No one likes doctors because of injections. However, dentist jokes are a good way to make patients comfortable and feel at ease for both kids and grown-ups.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
-To get a root canal.
How do you fix a broken tooth?
-With tooth paste!
What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist?
A man got kicked out of the dentist’s office for using all the nitrous oxide
-He got the last laugh, though.
What did the Kitchener dentist say to the computer?
-This won’t hurt a byte.
A local dentist was arrested for dealing drugs
-To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.
My dentist told me I don’t floss enough.
-So I started taking dance classes.
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me, please?
-Scream as loud and painfully as you possibly can?
What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?
-“I have an Inconvenient Tooth.”
Why did Frosty the Snowman have to go to the dentist?
-He has a very bad case of frost bite.
ave you seen Eddie recently? He’s been so moody!
-Ah yeah, don’t worry about him he always seems to have a chip on his shoulder these days.
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
-He was already taking out a tooth.
A group of nagging dentists discovered a new chemical element.
-It’s called Flossphorus.
What did the Guelph dentist see at the North Pole?
-A molar bear.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
-To get his teeth crowned!.
What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
-A black hole..
Patient: Umm, why? It’s not hurt me this time.
-Dentist: Because there are tonnes of patients in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the cup final at 3!
How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb?.
– One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket mouthwash.