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Dentist Jokes ๐Ÿฆท in 2021

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.
-I said ether/ore.

What is a dentistโ€™s favorite soda?
-All of them.

What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
-I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!

Why did the guru refuse Novocain at the dentist?
-He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentist: You need a crown.
-Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
-Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Why does a dentist seem moody?
-Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Whatโ€™s another name for a dentistโ€™s office?
-A filling station.

I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted.
-I think she was brushing me off.

Why did the deer need braces?
-He had buck teeth.

Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?
-They fought tooth and nail!

Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
-Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.

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