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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2023

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want…
-I get hard every time.

Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food
-But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
-For the extra dough!

Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap.
-It’s probably because they’re so corny.

Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it?
-No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.

I can be the Taco Beast…
-…If you’re my Taco Belle!

Don’t worry
-taco your time.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
– They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

What do you call an ocean full of tacos?

Tacos are always depressed,
-they fall apart so easily.

You are looking through your food bag after just leaving the Taco Bell drive through and find a note written on a napkin that reads “There are 2 armed men in here”…….what do you do?
-Eat your food…….1 armed men can’t make tacos.

Life is like a taco
-It falls apart

If you eat 30 tacos at Taco Bell,
-you’re going to end up in tacoma.

Why can’t you trust tacos?
-They tend to spill the beans.

I don’t want to taco
-’bout it any more.

What does Pac-Man put on his tacos

What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?
-an Ariana Grande.

You can’t tell a taco a secret,
-they always end up spilling the beans.

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