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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2025

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want…
-I get hard every time.

Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food
-But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
-For the extra dough!

I saw a pool filled with tacos once.
– It was called flotilla.

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain.
– Coming soon: Eat Kylie’s Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

Why did the taco chef stop cooking?
-He ran out of thyme.

Someone asked me if I was into fitness.
-Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.

What did Wilford Brimley get whenever he ate Taco Bell?
-Diarrhetus.

A girl reaches out to me on Tinder and asks “If you could be any type of taco, what would would you be, and why?”
– I reply “I would be a Taco Bell crunchy taco so that eleven of my friends and I could come inside one box.”

Nobody knows what the Taco Bell secret recipe is.
-They try to keep it under wraps.

I don’t understand why some people say, “Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican.”
-It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That’s about as Mexican as it gets.

Guys I’m having a taco emergency
-Call 9 Juan Juan

The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week
-He has a bad queso the flu.

The local Greek restaurant has started serving the best tacos and burritos.
-I thought I was going to love it, but it turned out it was just Greecey Mexican food.

My friend: “My girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico”
-Me: “Hey babe what do you wanna eat?”
Her: “Nothing”
Me: *flies to Africa*

Why didn’t the taco chef show up for work today?
-He had a bad queso the flu.

The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions.
-He was jalapeño business.

The father Taco approaches the son Taco………
-Then the father Taco said to his son, “Son, there’s something we need to Taco-bout”.

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