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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2024

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want…
-I get hard every time.

Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food
-But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
-For the extra dough!

When my mom went out she left me some tacos
– in queso emergency.

Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.
-One looks at the other and says “Hey, I didn’t know we owned a telephone company.”

What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell?
– About 25 seconds in the microwave.

I made some fish tacos last night.
-They just swam around for ages and didn’t eat them.

I drove by the Taco Bell drive-thru last night and it was empty.
-Then I realized everyone is out of toilet paper!

In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno…
-It’s a hostile tacover.

Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal
-It starts with, “lettuce pray.”

If you don’t like tacos,
-I’m nacho type.

Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch
-Son replies “a Taco,ma.”

What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
-Slow Clowns.

The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well.
– “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”

“I don’t like tacos.”
-Said no Juan ever.

DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell
-Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.

Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap.
-It’s probably because they’re so corny.

Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it?
-No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.

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