Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2021

When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer
-I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

Whats the difference between my son and taco bell
– I love taco bell

Where are the best tacos served?
-In the Gulp of Mexico!

I don’t like it when you make tacos.
-They’re nacho best dish.

Shout out to Taco Bell hot sauce packets
-For teaching me how to flirt!

native spanish speakers: our language has existed for over 1500 years and is the second-most spoken on earth
– **taco bell:** cool… well we made up some new words for y’all

I really want to go to the new Mexican restaurant that just popped up down the road.
-It’s become the taco the town.

Rich people have…
-Rich people have colon cleanses
Poor people have taco bell

What is a restaurant for robots called?
-Dell taco

My cat hates tacos
-she prefers to eat purr-itos.

My dad is chopping up Onions in the other room, I’ve been crying all day.
-Onions was a good dog, but I’m still pretty excited for taco night.

How do taco chefs live their lives?
-By seasoning the moment!