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Taco Jokes ๐ŸŒฎ in 2021

Nobody knows what the Taco Bell secret recipe is.
-They try to keep it under wraps.

I don’t understand why some people say, “Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican.”
-It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That’s about as Mexican as it gets.

Guys I’m having a taco emergency
-Call 9 Juan Juan

The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week
-He has a bad queso the flu.

The local Greek restaurant has started serving the best tacos and burritos.
-I thought I was going to love it, but it turned out it was just Greecey Mexican food.

My friend: โ€œMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexicoโ€
-Me: โ€œHey babe what do you wanna eat?โ€
Her: โ€œNothingโ€
Me: *flies to Africa*

Why didnโ€™t the taco chef show up for work today?
-He had a bad queso the flu.

The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions.
-He was jalapeรฑo business.

The father Taco approaches the son Taco………
-Then the father Taco said to his son, “Son, there’s something we need to Taco-bout”.

What do you call taco sauce protectors?
-Mild Protective Services

I covered a crocodile with tortillas.
-It became a tacodile

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
-Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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