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Taco Jokes ๐ŸŒฎ in 2021

When my mom went out she left me some tacos
– in queso emergency.

Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.
-One looks at the other and says “Hey, I didn’t know we owned a telephone company.”

What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell?
– About 25 seconds in the microwave.

I made some fish tacos last night.
-They just swam around for ages and didn’t eat them.

I drove by the Taco Bell drive-thru last night and it was empty.
-Then I realized everyone is out of toilet paper!

In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno…
-It’s a hostile tacover.

Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal
-It starts with, “lettuce pray.”

If you donโ€™t like tacos,
-Iโ€™m nacho type.

Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch
-Son replies “a Taco,ma.”

Whatโ€™s pink and stuck between an elephantโ€™s toes?
-Slow Clowns.

The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well.
– “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”

“I don’t like tacos.”
-Said no Juan ever.

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