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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2022

Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food
-But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
-For the extra dough!

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want…
-I get hard every time.

When you don’t want to talk about it,
– it’s best to burrito your head in the sand.

Hey baby
– let’s taco walk on the wild side.

I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once..
-They kindly asked me to get off the counter

As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.
-To help us get more runs than our opponent.

Do you want to taco ’bout it?
-It’s nacho problem.

Why doesn’t Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
-It gives him gas

If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen..
-It tastes exactly like poverty.

I wrapped my cat in a blanket.
– Now she’s a purrito.

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night…
-The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said “help there are two armed men inside.”
I drove off laughing, thinking “well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm”

Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?
-No, it will be round!

If you don’t like tacos, you are not going to want to date me.
-I’m just nacho type.

A taco and a burrito walk into a bar.
-The taco starts talking the bartender’s ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, “Hey, why is he so quiet?”
The taco replies, “Oh, sorry. I’m just a lot more open than he is.”

How do you make a taco stand?
– You take away its chair.

I tried to eat the entire Taco Bell menu once.
-They asked me to get off the counter and escorted me out.

Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily…
– Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.

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