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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2024

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want…
-I get hard every time.

Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food
-But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
-For the extra dough!

Do you want to taco ’bout it?
-It’s nacho problem.

Why doesn’t Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
-It gives him gas

If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen..
-It tastes exactly like poverty.

I wrapped my cat in a blanket.
– Now she’s a purrito.

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night…
-The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said “help there are two armed men inside.”
I drove off laughing, thinking “well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm”

Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?
-No, it will be round!

If you don’t like tacos, you are not going to want to date me.
-I’m just nacho type.

A taco and a burrito walk into a bar.
-The taco starts talking the bartender’s ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, “Hey, why is he so quiet?”
The taco replies, “Oh, sorry. I’m just a lot more open than he is.”

How do you make a taco stand?
– You take away its chair.

I tried to eat the entire Taco Bell menu once.
-They asked me to get off the counter and escorted me out.

Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily…
– Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.

I went to a Mexican restaurant…
-They asked if I was ordering for here or taco.

I saw a pool filled with tacos once.
– It was called flotilla.

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain.
– Coming soon: Eat Kylie’s Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

Why did the taco chef stop cooking?
-He ran out of thyme.

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