Turtle Jokes 🐢 in 2021

My pet turtle died.
-I’m not upset, just shell-shocked.

By: Nash

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How did the musician turtle get off his back?
-He rocked, and he rolled.

By: Karson

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What happens to you when you wish to buy a turtle?
-You have to shell out a lot of money.

By: Alexis

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An electrical fault at the zoo saw the entire tortoise population electrocuted.
– It was a turtle disaster.

By: Malik

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Why do turtles never forget?
-Because they have turtle recall.

By: Cristian

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What did the cow say to the turtle?
-Get a mooove on.

By: Walker

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Why did the turtle go to AT&T
– because he couldn’t sprint

By: Atticus

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What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shellebrity.

By: Enzo

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Why couldn’t the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didn’t have enough turtle power.

By: Johnathan

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What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
-Frost-bite!

By: Jaylen

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Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
-A shell-ter.

By: Finley

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What type of turtles are easiest to spot?
-Green “see” turtles.

By: Hector

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