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Turtle Jokes 🐢 in 2023

What do you call a flying turtle?
-A shellicopter.

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
-Shell-larious ones.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shellebrity.

What is a turtle’s favorite kind of sweater?
-A turtle neck.

What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?
– Seanut butter and jellyfish.

A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.
-The librarian asks “hard back?”
The guy replies “yeah little heads too.”

What kind of photos do turtles take?

What did the cow say to the turtle?
-Get a mooove on.

Why did the turtle go to AT&T
– because he couldn’t sprint

Why couldn’t the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didn’t have enough turtle power.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?

Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
-A shell-ter.

Why can’t a turtle stand up?
-Because of a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shell-ebrity.

Did you hear about the self-help book written by a turtle?
-It was a New York Times’ Best Sheller!

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
-A slowpoke.

Why do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hate office work?
-Because they can’t stand The Shredder.

What’s something a turtle can’t do when you put it on its back?
-It can’t believe you’ve done this

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