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Turtle Jokes ๐ข in 2021
My pet turtle died.
-Iโm not upset, just shell-shocked.
How did the musician turtle get off his back?
-He rocked, and he rolled.
What happens to you when you wish to buy a turtle?
-You have to shell out a lot of money.
An electrical fault at the zoo saw the entire tortoise population electrocuted.
– It was a turtle disaster.
Why do turtles never forget?
-Because they have turtle recall.
What did the cow say to the turtle?
-Get a mooove on.
Why did the turtle go to AT&T
– because he couldn’t sprint
What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shellebrity.
Why couldnโt the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didnโt have enough turtle power.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
-Frost-bite!
Where does a turtle go when itโs raining?
-A shell-ter.
What type of turtles are easiest to spot?
-Green โseeโ turtles.
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