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Turtle Jokes 🐢 in 2023

What do you call a flying turtle?
-A shellicopter.

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
-Shell-larious ones.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shellebrity.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

What is a turtle’s favorite kind of sweater?
-A turtle neck.

What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?
– Seanut butter and jellyfish.

Why couldn’t the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didn’t have enough turtle power.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?

Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
-A shell-ter.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shell-ebrity.

Did you hear about the self-help book written by a turtle?
-It was a New York Times’ Best Sheller!

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
-A slowpoke.

A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.
-The librarian asks “hard back?”
The guy replies “yeah little heads too.”

Why did Shredder have a shower before leaving the turtles lair?
-Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

What happens to you when you wish to buy a turtle?
-You have to shell out a lot of money.

An electrical fault at the zoo saw the entire tortoise population electrocuted.
– It was a turtle disaster.

Why do turtles never forget?
-Because they have turtle recall.

What did the cow say to the turtle?
-Get a mooove on.

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