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Turtle Jokes ๐Ÿข in 2021

What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
-A turtle neck jumper.

Why do teenage mutant Ninja Turtles hate office work?
-Because they canโ€™t stand The Shredder.

How do you make a turtle fast?
– Donโ€™t feed it.

What does a turtle do on its birthday?
-It shellebrates.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
-To get to the other side.

Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
– All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.

How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
-Shell-shocked.

If a turtle loses its shell,
-is it naked or homeless?

Whatโ€™s the Ninja Turtles favorite brand of saki?
– Oroku, because it shreds.

How do turtles communicate with each other?
-With shell phones.

What do you call Ace Duck when heโ€™s spying on the turtles?
-A peking duck.

Did you know turtles have the ability to understand puns?
– I wish they would have tortoise that in school.

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