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Turtle Jokes ๐Ÿข in 2021

Why did the turtle cross the road?
-To get to the Shell station.

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
-Shell-larious ones.

How did the Turtle beat the Hare?
-It used a razor.

Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
-To the shell block.

What do you get if you cross a turtle and a lama?
-A turtle neck sweater.

Why can’t a turtle stand up?
-Because of a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shell-ebrity.

What do you need to do to buy a rare turtle?
-You have to shell out a ton of money.

A turtle is crossing the road when heโ€™s mugged by two snails.
– When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, โ€œI donโ€™t know. It all happened so fast.โ€

Where do homeless turtles go?
-To the Shellter ๐Ÿ™‚

I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
-I had a shell of a time.

What happens if you get into a fight with one of the famous Ninja Turtles?
– You get shell shocked.

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