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Karate jokes ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ in 2024

Why did the karate master go to a music concert? He wanted to see the band perform some hits!

What’s a karate master’s favorite type of bird? The crane – because of its amazing kicks

Why don’t karate masters use calendars? Because they use their fists to break dates!

What did the karate master do at the baseball game? He tried to hit a home run with his fist!

What do karate masters say before a meal? Lettuce pray before we chop!

Why do karate masters hate rainy days? It’s hard to punch when your hands are slippery!

Why do karate masters make good chefs? They know the best chopping techniques!

What’s a karate master’s favorite drink? Kara-tea!

What’s a karate master’s favorite insect? A karate-kid-er!

Why did the karate master get promoted at work? He knew how to make the right moves!

Why did the karate master join a book club? He wanted to hit the books!

What’s a karate master’s favorite fruit? Punch-fruit!

Why did the karate master refuse to play cards? He was afraid of being dealt a punch!

Why did the karate master get a job at a sushi restaurant? He wanted to try his hand at rolling!

What’s a karate master’s favorite piece of furniture? The chopping block!

What’s a karate master’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal – it’s all about the hits!

Why did the karate master start knitting? He wanted to master the art of wool chops!

What do you call a martial artist who’s good at math? A karate counter!

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