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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2022

You’re toast.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

Why did the bread maker take a second job?
– She wanted to make some extra dough.

Why was the baker feeling anxious?
– Because he was in a loaf or death situation!

What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
– Bready or not, here I crumb!

Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer?
– A: Rye so serious?

Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?

What did the slice of bread say to his girlfriend?
– I loaf you.

What did the baker say to his customers when his bread didn’t rise?
– Sorry, I did the yeast I could.

Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
– A: Things get Toasty!

Q: When does sourdough bread rise?
– A: When you yeast expect it.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– You’re toast!

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