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Bread jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅฏ in 2021

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– Youโ€™re toast!

What type of hotel does a baker stay in when on vacation?
– A B&B (Bread & Breakfast).

What did the sliced bread say when it saw the butter and jam on the table?
– I’m toast.

Did you hear about the man who fell off his roof onto a pile of French bread?
โ€“ he was in a lot of pain (French for bread – get it?).

Q: Why is dough another word for money?
– A: Because everyone kneads it.

Wheat it and weep.

When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball?
– When it has been sliced.

What is the best way to get a rise in pay?
– Ask for more dough!

What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
– Bready or not, here I crumb!

Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
– A: The ‘Mayo’ Clinic

Stop loafing around!

Why do we call money dough?
– Because we all knead it.

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