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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2021
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– You’re toast!
What type of hotel does a baker stay in when on vacation?
– A B&B (Bread & Breakfast).
What did the sliced bread say when it saw the butter and jam on the table?
– I’m toast.
Did you hear about the man who fell off his roof onto a pile of French bread?
– he was in a lot of pain (French for bread – get it?).
Q: Why is dough another word for money?
– A: Because everyone kneads it.
Wheat it and weep.
When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball?
– When it has been sliced.
What is the best way to get a rise in pay?
– Ask for more dough!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
– Bready or not, here I crumb!
Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
– A: The ‘Mayo’ Clinic
Stop loafing around!
Why do we call money dough?
– Because we all knead it.