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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2024

You’re toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
– Butter up your boss.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

Wheat it and weep.

Gosh, my sourdough starter is so kneady.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– You’re toast.

Why do bakers always work at the weekends?
– Because they knead the dough.

Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common?
– A: They both have special needs

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?
– The relationship was crumbling.

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

What happens if a baguette forgets her umbrella?
– She’ll get soaking wheat all over.

Two croissants are in the oven – one says, “It’s hot in here!” – the other replies, “Wow, a talking croissant!”

Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
– A: He was in a loaf or death situation.

What’s the best thing about a bread joke?
– It never gets stale.

Why did the bread maker go to jail?
– She was caught beating an egg.

How does bread relax after it’s finished baking?
– It loafs around.

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
– She thought it was crumby.

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