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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2023

You’re toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

The flour got in trouble, so his mama sent him to bread early.

What did the muffin say to the crumpet?
– You deserve butter than this.

Last week I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo – it was bread in captivity.

Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking?
– A: Loaf around.

What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth?
– I’m bready for bed.

Why was the bread maker fired from his job?
– He was loafing around too much.

How does bread remember things?
– It uses Toast-It notes.

Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
– To get a rise out of him!

Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
– A: I bread your pardon!

Gosh, my sourdough starter is so kneady.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– You’re toast.

Why do bakers always work at the weekends?
– Because they knead the dough.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
– Butter up your boss.

Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common?
– A: They both have special needs

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?
– The relationship was crumbling.

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