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You’re toast.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?
– Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.

Who was that handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
– Bread Pitt

Why did the bread go to the doctor?
– Because it was feeling crumby.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
– A: Flours

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

Why did the baker rob the bank?
– He kneaded some bread.

Heard the one about the loaf of bread who was sad? He had a break down and rye, then he felt much better.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
– You bread my mind!

Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
– A: The ‘Mayo’ Clinic

I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.

What do you say to a piece of toast that’s fallen face down on the floor?
– Butter luck next time.

What did the baker say as he waved goodbye to the French bread?
– I’ll never bag-uette you.

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
– A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly?
– A: Plain Ones

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