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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2022

You’re toast.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

I don’t want naan of that.

What do bread makers say to their spouses?
– I loaf you!

I don’t know why, but whenever I take a photo of my loaf of bread, it comes out grain-y.

What did one bread lover say to the other?
– Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl?
– A: I’ll put a bun in your oven!

Ciabatta stay away from me.

Why did the two slices of bread run away from the bakery?
– They wanted to grow mould together.

What did the baker say to the police officer when he was arrested?
– Rye are you so serious.

What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
– It tends to get stale.

Q: Why doesn’t anyone want to work in a bakery?
– A: It’s a crumby place to work.

What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?
– Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.

Who was that handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
– Bread Pitt

Why did the bread go to the doctor?
– Because it was feeling crumby.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
– A: Flours

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

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