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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2024

You’re toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

Wheat it and weep.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
– Butter up your boss.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– You’re toast!

What type of hotel does a baker stay in when on vacation?
– A B&B (Bread & Breakfast).

What did the sliced bread say when it saw the butter and jam on the table?
– I’m toast.

Did you hear about the man who fell off his roof onto a pile of French bread?
– he was in a lot of pain (French for bread – get it?).

Q: What does flour and yeast need?
– A: A loaf nest.

When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball?
– When it has been sliced.

What is the best way to get a rise in pay?
– Ask for more dough!

How does bread win over friends?
– “You can crust me.”

Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
– A: Come on we Knead to be serious!

Stop loafing around!

Why do we call money dough?
– Because we all knead it.

What do bakers like to get for their birthday?
– Flours.

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
– A: Because they never get mold!

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