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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2023

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
– Present.

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
– Because they’re shell-fish.

Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
– It had no legs.

How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?
– Nurse them back to elf.

What’s the most popular Christmas carol in the desert?
– Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
– She sleighs.

What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– Cookie sheets!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
– He got 25 days!

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