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Christmas jokes ๐ŸŽ„ in 2021

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

How do you know when Santaโ€™s around?
– You can always sense his presents.

How does a snowman lose weight?
– He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
– Because every single buck is dear to him!

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, Iโ€™m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
– They go into town and blow more than a few bucks.

What does Santa do with out of shape elves?
– Sends them to an elf Farm.

What does Jack Frost like best about school?
– Snow and tell.

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
– Anything you want. He canโ€™t hear you!

How do you scare a snowman?
– Grab a hairdryer!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
– A Pony sleigh station.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
– Stick with me and weโ€™ll go places!

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