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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2024

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
– Present.

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
– Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
– Elephanta Claus.

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
– Nothing. It was on the house!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
– Crisp Kringle.

Why does Santa land on the roof?
– Because he likes it on top.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
– Tinsil-itis!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
– Claus-trophobia!

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