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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2023
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!
What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.
How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.
Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
– Because they were two deer!
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
– He got 12 months.
What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
– Hits a gnome and runs.
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
– Because he knows better than to try the back door.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
– Cross-mouse cards!
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
– A chill pill.