Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2023

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
– Present.

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
– Because they were two deer!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
– He got 12 months.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
– Hits a gnome and runs.

What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
– Santapplause!

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
– Because he knows better than to try the back door.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
– Cross-mouse cards!

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
– A chill pill.