Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2022

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

How do snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle!

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?
– Chick to chick.

What do you call a blind reindeer?
– I have no eye deer.

What do a train set and boobs have in common?
– They were both made for kids but dads can’t help playing with them.

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
– Wrap!

What do you call a scary looking reindeer?
– A cari-boo.

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
– EVERY year!

What do fish sing during the holidays?
– Christmas corals.

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
– No Brussels.