Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2022

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

Where does Santa keep all his money?
– At the local snow bank.

What should you give your parents at Christmas?
– A list of what you want.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
– They’re into all the wrapping.