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Pirate jokes ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ in 2021

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
– He got marooned.

Why did the pirate cross the road?
– To get to the second-hand shop!

What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?
-Aye matey years old!

What is a pirateโ€™s favorite letter?
– P. because it would be an R, but itโ€™s missing a leg.

Where do pirates keep their valuables?
– In a jarrrrr

What do you call a stupid pirate?
– The pillage idiot!

Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
-To buy an iPatch.

How do ye turn a pirate furious?
-Take away the โ€œp.โ€

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise?
The plank!

How much did the pirate pay for his earings?
– A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
-A buck an ear.

Why couldnโ€™t the pirate crew play cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck!

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