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Pirate jokes 🏴‍☠️ in 2024

How do pirates like to cook their steaks?
-On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

How do pirates make their money?
-By hook or by crook!

What do you call a pirate’s hairstyle?
– A crew cut!

What’s a pirates favorite part of a song?
-The hook!

How do ghosts search the Web?
-They use ghoul-gle.

What does a dyslexic pirate say?
-RRRRRRA!

What’s a pirates favourite type of music?
– Rum & Bass!

What was the name of the most frugal pirate?
-Barry D. Treasure!

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
-Starrrrrve!

What do you call a stupid pirate?
– The pillage idiot

Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?
– Because he left it off the hook.

Which restaurant did the buccaneer go out to for dinner?
– Long John Silver’s!.

A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. The doctor says: “They’re benign.”
– The pirate replies: “no, no doc, there be 11. I counted them before I came here.”

What Did The Pirate Say When His Wooden Leg Got Stuck In The Freezer?
-Shiver me timbers!

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
-A buck-an-ear.

How do pirates know they exist?
– They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!

Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
-Because he was standing on the deck.

How does a pirate get to the top of the building?
– By elevataaaaarrrrrr!!!!!

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