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Pirate jokes 🏴‍☠️ in 2022

How do pirates like to cook their steaks?
-On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

How do pirates make their money?
-By hook or by crook!

What do you call a pirate’s hairstyle?
– A crew cut!

What’s a pirates favorite part of a song?
-The hook!

What did the elderly pirate captain say when asked if he was 80?
-“Aye, Matey.”

Where do pirates put their weapons?
-In their enemies.

Why type of socks do pirates wear?
-Arrrrgyle

What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
– One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.

Why did the pirate go on vacation?
-He needed a little arrrrg and arrrg

Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!

What kind of grades does a pirate get in school?
-A. High seas!

What is a pirate’s favorite movie?
-Booty and the Beast. (But it is arr-rated.)

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