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Pirate jokes ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ in 2021

Whereโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite place to eat breakfast?
– IHOP!

How do you turn a pirate furious?
– Take away the โ€œp.โ€

What do you call a pirate with three eyes? P
– Piiirate!

How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
– He bought it on sail.

What is a vampireโ€™s pet peeve?
– A Tourniquet!

To err is human
– To arr pirate.

What does the captain keep up his sleevie?
-His armie.

What did the pirate wear on Halloween?
-A pumpkin patch.

What do you call a pirate with 2 arms and 2 legs?
– A beginner.

What would you call a pirate with 4 eyes?
– A iiiirate.

What did the ocean say to the pirate?
-Nothing, it just waved.

How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
-He took an aye exam!

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