Pirate jokes ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ in 2021

Whatโ€™s a pirates favorite type of music?
-Rum & Bass!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
– An arm and a leg.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite kind of food?
-BARRRR-B-Q!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
-Because they can spend years at C.

Whyโ€™d the pirate join Goldโ€™s Gym?
-To improve his booty

What happens if you take the p out of a pirate?
-He becomes irate!

Why are pirates called pirates?
– Because they arrrr!

What do pirates do on Black Friday?
– Shop the sails!

Why does the pirate carry his sword?
Because swords canโ€™t walk. Duh.

Why did the pirate give up playing golf?
-Because he kept hooking the ball!

What print do pirates wear on their socks?
– Arrrrgghyle!

What do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs?
-An expert pirate.

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