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How do pirates like to cook their steaks?
-On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

How do pirates make their money?
-By hook or by crook!

What do you call a pirate’s hairstyle?
– A crew cut!

What’s a pirates favorite part of a song?
-The hook!

Where’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat breakfast?
– IHOP!

How do you turn a pirate furious?
– Take away the “p.”

What do you call a pirate with three eyes? P
– Piiirate!

How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
– He bought it on sail.

What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
– A Tourniquet!

To err is human
– To arr pirate.

What does the captain keep up his sleevie?
-His armie.

What did the pirate wear on Halloween?
-A pumpkin patch.

What do you call a pirate with 2 arms and 2 legs?
– A beginner.

What would you call a pirate with 4 eyes?
– A iiiirate.

What did the ocean say to the pirate?
-Nothing, it just waved.

How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
-He took an aye exam!

Why is pirating so addictive?
– They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?
-He got burned to the ground.

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