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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2023

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
– Because they can’t even!

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
– The odd couple (but 7 is in his prime).

What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
– Mothematics.

What did one math book say to the other?
– “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”

What did the zero say to the eight?
– Nice belt!

Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.
– It was all Boole sheet work.

Why was math class so long?
– The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook.
– They called it “Pi A La Mode”.

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
– Student: You told me not to use tables.

Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?
– The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°.”

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?
– He was caught doing lines of math!

A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day.
– “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,”
– the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.”

Why was the math book sad?
– It had a lot of problems.

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x
– She’s not coming back. And don’t ask y.

What do you call more than one L?
– A parallel!

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3s and 5s?
– Because they can’t even.

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