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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2023

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
– Because they can’t even!

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
– The odd couple (but 7 is in his prime).

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
– She’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
– Geometry

Math is easy!
– If there is one thing I learned in High school it’s that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.

Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
– It improved di-vision.

Why did seven eat nine?
– Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

I’ll do algebra, and I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.
– But graphing is where I draw the line!

Redneck Algebra
– First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

Parallel lines have so much in common …
– It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What did the spelling book say to the math book?
– “I know I can count on you!”

What did one math book say to the other?
– “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”

What did the zero say to the eight?
– Nice belt!

Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.
– It was all Boole sheet work.

Why was math class so long?
– The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook.
– They called it “Pi A La Mode”.

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