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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2023

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
– Mothematics.

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
– Because they can’t even!

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
– The odd couple (but 7 is in his prime).

Why can’t you trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?
– They must be plotting something.

I have a fetish for doing algebra
– I’ve come to terms with that

What’s the difference between algebra and women?
– I never use algebra.

A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer.
– He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”.
– The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!”
– The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?
– It was a mean thing to say!

How do you get from point A to point B?
– Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?
– Because there’s no point.

How are a dollar and the moon similar?
– They both have four quarters!

Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x. They’re never coming back
— don’t ask y.

What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?
– They never meat.

What does the little mermaid wear to her maths classes?
– An algebra

I met a math teacher who had 12 children.
– She really knows how to multiply!

Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared).
– Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!

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