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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2022

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
– Because they can’t even!

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
– The odd couple (but 7 is in his prime).

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
– Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?
– A tan gent.

My mom keeps trying to tell me the importance of Algebra:
– But I still don’t see Y.

What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm?
– Make snow angles!

A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river.
– He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.

Why does nobody talk to circles?
– Because there is no point.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
– But only a fraction would understand.

How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations?
– Guess and Czech.

Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy?
– He liked to practice gong division!

Why is six afraid of seven?
– Because seven eight nine!

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
– It was 3 feet deep — on average.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics.
– But graphing is where I draw the line!

How does a mathematician plow fields?
– With a pro-tractor.

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
– Because it had more cents!

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