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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2022

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
– Because they can’t even!

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
– The odd couple (but 7 is in his prime).

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
– Probably.

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
– But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention.
– I didn’t enjoy the aftermath.

What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?
– A line.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
– But only a fraction would understand.

Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common?
– It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Have you heard the latest stats joke?
– Probably…

I hope they never ban algebra…
– Think of the aftermath!

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