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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2024

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
– Mothematics.

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
– Because they can’t even!

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
– The odd couple (but 7 is in his prime).

Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
– Because she would have to convert.

Why should you never mention the number 2885?
– Because it’s “two” gross.

Why did the Atheist fail algebra?
– He didn’t believe in higher powers.

Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?
– Because it’s never right.

Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse?
– Because it was two-tenths!

There are three kinds of people in the world:
– Those who can count and those who can’t.

Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
– It’s easy as pi!

My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her
– But frankly, I didn’t want to solve for ex

Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class?
– Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?
– Sir Cumference. How did he get so round? He ate too many π’s.

Which weighs more 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold?
– Answer: They both weigh the same.

Algebra was easy for the Romans.
– X was always 10.

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

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