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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2021
“What do you call two birds in love?”
What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit?
– “I found the perfect match!”
What did the baker say to his wife on V-Day?
– “Gimme some sugar!”
What did one oar say to the other?
– I love our row-mance.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
– She didn’t suit his taste!
Why didn’t the skeleton send any Valentine’s Day cards?
– His heart wasn’t in it.
“What did the ghost say to his valentine?”
– “You look so BOOtiful.”
Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine’s Day?
– All they wanted to do was spoon.
What did the couple say after they were struck by Cupid’s arrow?
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
– Because they’re scent-imental!
Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
– A. I love ewe!
“What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?”
– “We’re a perfect match.”