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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2023

What did one bee say to the other?
– I love bee-ing with you, honey!

“What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?”
– “Choco-late.”

What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– “You’re a big dill to me.”

What did one sheep say to the other sheep on February 14?
– I love you baaaaaaack!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
– I love you watts!

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– We’re a perfect match.

“What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?”
– “A ghoul-friend.”

How did the vegetable politely ask for a date?
– “Peas be my Valentine.”

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
– You mean a great dill to me.

What did one boiled sweet say to the other?
– It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.

What did the ghost say to his wife?
– You look so BOOtiful

“What did the calculator say to the pencil?”
– “You can count on me.”

What’s the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14?
– A hug and a quiche.

What do you call a happy couple who first met via Twitter?
– “Tweethearts.”

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
– Hogs and kisses!

What’s the best part about Valentines Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

“What did one bee say to the other?”
– “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”

How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond?
– “I’m nuts about you.”

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