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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2021

What’s the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14?
– A hug and a quiche.

What do you call a happy couple who first met via Twitter?
– “Tweethearts.”

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
– Hogs and kisses!

What’s the best part about Valentines Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

“What did the calculator say to the pencil?”
– “You can count on me.”

How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond?
– “I’m nuts about you.”

Why did the sheriff lock up her Valentine?
– He stole her heart!

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
– They’ll dessert you.

What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
– A valen-teeny

“What did one bee say to the other?”
– “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”

Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
– A calendar.

How can you save money on Valentine’s gifts?
– Become single.

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