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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2024

What did one bee say to the other?
– I love bee-ing with you, honey!

Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
– A calendar.

How can you save money on Valentine’s gifts?
– Become single.

What did one volcano say to the other?
– I lava you.

What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– You’re one in a melon!

What did one oar say to the other?
– Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

“How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?”
– “He gave her a ring!”

What did one piece of toast say to the other?
– “You’re my butter half!”

Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?
– He was so row-mantic.

Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
– They’re getting married in the spring!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
– “I find you very attractive.”

“What did one volcano say to the other?”
– “I lava you.”

How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans?
– They said it was a date.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
– I find you very attractive.

What did the bat say to their Valentine?
– You’re fun to hang around with.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
– I’m stuck on you!

“What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?”
– “Be my Valen-slime!”

What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?
– “Bee mine.”

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