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Valentines day jokes ๐Ÿ’ in 2021

“What do you call two birds in love?”
– “Tweethearts!”

What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit?
– โ€œI found the perfect match!โ€

What did the baker say to his wife on V-Day?
– โ€œGimme some sugar!โ€

What did one oar say to the other?
– I love our row-mance.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
– She didnโ€™t suit his taste!

Why didnโ€™t the skeleton send any Valentineโ€™s Day cards?
– His heart wasnโ€™t in it.

“What did the ghost say to his valentine?”
– “You look so BOOtiful.”

Why were the forks disappointed on Valentineโ€™s Day?
– All they wanted to do was spoon.

What did the couple say after they were struck by Cupidโ€™s arrow?
– โ€œOuch!โ€

Why do skunks love Valentineโ€™s Day?
– Because theyโ€™re scent-imental!

Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
– A. I love ewe!

“What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?”
– “We’re a perfect match.”

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