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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2023

What did one bee say to the other?
– I love bee-ing with you, honey!

“What did the paper clip say to the magnet?”
– “I find you very attractive.”

Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple’s song for two ghosts to share?
– “Invisible String.”

What kind of flowers shouldn’t you gift your girlfriend?
– Cauliflowers.

What did one bee say to the other?
– Bee-ing with you is my favorite.

What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee lover on Valentine’s Day?
– Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.

What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– I love you berry much.

“What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?”
– “You light my world up.”

Why did the dad approve of his daughter’s goalie-boyfriend?
– He was a real keeper.

Why would Forrest Gump be a good Valentine?
– He’d probably gift a box of chocolates.

What did one volcano say to the other?
– “I lava you!”

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
– A stupid cupid

“What did the cucumber say to the pickle?”
– “You mean a great dill to me.”

How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet?
– By saying, “Hit me up!”

What do you call a romantic ship?
– A courtship.

What do you call a ghost’s true love?
– His ghoul-friend.

“What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?”
– “I’m stuck on you!”

How did the coin propose to his girlfriend?
– He gave her a jingle.

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