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Pillow jokes 💤 in 2024

Why did the pillow break up with its boyfriend? He was too lumpy.

Why did the pillow go to the concert? It wanted to be a stage cushion.

Why did the pillow go to space? It wanted to be a moon cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always anxious? A worry cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little off-kilter? A wonky cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the dentist? It had a cavity.

Why did the pillow go to the dance party? It wanted to be a hip cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always cold and has a runny nose? A sneezy cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a fish? A floundering cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a dog? A snuggly pug.

Why did the pillow go to the mall? It wanted to buy some soft clothes.

Why did the pillow go to the museum? It wanted to be a display cushion.

What’s a pillow’s favorite movie? The Princess and the Pea.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little down? A melancholy cushion.

Why did the pillow go to sleep? It was feeling tired.

Why did the pillow go to the ski resort? It wanted to be a snow cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the beach? It wanted to be a sun cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always hot? A spicy cushion.

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