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Pillow jokes 💤 in 2023

Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had attachment issues.

Why did the pillow go to the disco? It wanted to be a light-up cushion.

Why did the pillow go to school? It wanted to get a degree in napology.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a snake? A hiss-terical cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a bee? A buzzing cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the zoo? It wanted to see the ostrich pillows.

Why did the pillow go to the ball game? It wanted to be a bleacher cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the carnival? It wanted to be a game cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a teddy bear? A cuddly cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little blue? A sad cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always late? A tardy cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the beach? It wanted to be a sand cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the circus? It wanted to be a balancing cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always cold? A chilly pad.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a potato? A mashy cushion.

Why did the pillow break up with its boyfriend? He was too lumpy.

Why did the pillow go to the concert? It wanted to be a stage cushion.

Why did the pillow go to space? It wanted to be a moon cushion.

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