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Pillow jokes 💤 in 2024

Why did the pillow go to the bank? It wanted to get a loan for some more stuffing.

Why did the pillow go to the wedding? It wanted to be the ring cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the science lab? It wanted to be an experiment cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a lamp? A light cushion.

What’s a pillow’s favorite dessert? Pillow meringue.

What’s a pillow’s favorite type of music? Soft rock.

Why did the pillow go to the art museum? It wanted to see the pillow paintings.

Why did the pillow go to the theater? It wanted to be a seat cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always hungry? A pillow-biter.

What do you call a pillow that’s always telling jokes? A pun cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a cow? A moo-ving cushion.

Why did the pillow join a fitness class? It wanted to be a buff cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the farm? It wanted to be a hay cushion.

How do you know when a pillow is happy? It’s always fluffy and smiling.

What do you call a pillow that’s really good at math? A number-cuddle.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little lost? A confused cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the gym? It wanted to be a weight-lifting cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the coffee shop? It wanted to be a latte cushion.

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