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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2022

What do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini

hat animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?
– A baaaa-boon.

Who is a sheep’s favourite singer?
– Britney Shears.

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
– satisfying

Did you hear Wyoming has a new use for sheep?
– Wool

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
– Merry Christmas to Ewe!

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
– A lamb slide.

What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?
– A lamb-slide.

How can you milk a sheep?
– Release a new iPhone.

what do sheep who been in the mud do?
– take a baaaaath

Why were the sheep arrested on the freeway?
– Because she did a ewe-turn!

What do you call a Greek sheep?
– Fleecius.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
– At the baa-baa shop.

A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, “do you know what I say to sheep like you?…
– Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.”

How does the farmer find his sheep in the tall grass?
– Very satisfying

What do you call a flying sheep?
– A muttonbird.

What’s a sheep’s favourite magical creature?
– A ewe-nicorn.

How does the farmer find his sheep in the tall grass?
– Very satisfying

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