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Sheep jokes ๐Ÿ‘ in 2021

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A candy baa.

What football club do sheep like best?
– Baaaaaaaaa-rcelona.

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
– A. A lamb slide

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?
– A Entertainment Center.

Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
– The baa-baa shop.

What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?
– The baaaackstroke.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A chocolate baa.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars?
– A lambo.

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because heโ€™s having trouble sleeping. โ€œHave you tried counting sheep?โ€ the doctor asks.
– โ€œI tried,โ€ the boxer explains, โ€œbut every time I get to the number nine I stand up.โ€

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A Candy Baa.

Whatโ€™s a sheepโ€™s favorite song?
– โ€œBaby Donโ€™t Herd Me.โ€

How do sheep in Spain say โ€œMerry Christmasโ€?
– Fleece Navidad.

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