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Sheep jokes ๐Ÿ‘ in 2021

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
– A shhhheep!

What instrument do a pair of sheep play,
– The two-baaaa

When you buy a sheep online…
– Do you pay for a shipping fee?

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier…
– Fortunately, I was only grazed

What do you call a Protestant sheep?
– A baaaa-ptist.

Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
– Because she made an illegal ewe turn.

Whatโ€™s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
– Baby Donโ€™t Herd Me.

What kind of online exercise do sheep do together?
– Zoom-BAAAAAH!

What’s the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
– Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Where do sheep go to shop?
– Woolmart.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
– A cloud.

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
– BAA-DUMM-TSSS

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