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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2023

What do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
– A shhhheep!

What instrument do a pair of sheep play,
– The two-baaaa

When you buy a sheep online…
– Do you pay for a shipping fee?

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier…
– Fortunately, I was only grazed

What do you call a Protestant sheep?
– A baaaa-ptist.

Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
– Because she made an illegal ewe turn.

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
– Baby Don’t Herd Me.

What kind of online exercise do sheep do together?

What’s the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
– Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Where do sheep go to shop?
– Woolmart.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
– A cloud.

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

How do you milk a sheep?
– Pretend you didn’t lose an election and ask for donations

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
– An animal that can sew its own sweaters.

What do you call a sheep on steroids?
– A woolly mammoth.

What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
– A wrap-around sweater.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A candy baa.

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