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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2022

Where do sheep go to shop?
– Woolmart.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
– A cloud.

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
– BAA-DUMM-TSSS

How do you milk a sheep?
– Pretend you didn’t lose an election and ask for donations

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
– An animal that can sew its own sweaters.

What do you call a sheep on steroids?
– A woolly mammoth.

What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
– A wrap-around sweater.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A candy baa.

One day the shepherd dog said to the shepherd man: “Here are all the 100 sheep. ”
– The man was surprised: “What? We only have 97 sheep.”
– The dog said: “I know. I rounded them up.”

Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines?
– But it wasn’t until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
– An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
– Abahhhhumbug.

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