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Love jokes 💑 in 2024

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
– She looked surprised.

My boyfriend and I met on the internet.
– My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”

You must be a broom,
– ’cause you just swept me off my feet.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.

What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
– Spit, swallow, and gargle.

Why should you never break up with a goalie?
– Because he is a keeper.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

Do you like Star Wars?
– Because Yoda only one for me!

What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space?
– She said, “I can’t breathe!”

Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted?
– Poor fella fell in love with a pincushion.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.
– You’re one of them.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

Are you a cat?
– Cause you are purrrfect.

Why did the car run into your house?
– It wanted to crash at your place tonight.

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
– She looked surprised.

A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
– He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

Do you play soccer?
– Because you’re a keeper!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
– I lava you.

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