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Love jokes 💑 in 2024

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
– She looked surprised.

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
– Girl: Yes, February 14th.

You’re like a dictionary…
– you add meaning to my life.

What did one boat say to the other boat?
– Are you interested in a little row-mance?

What did the doctor say to the patient with the broken heart?
– Take my number and call me in the morning.

What did one boat say to the other?
– Are you up for a little row-mance?

Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
– I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

Is your nickname Chapstick?
– Because you’re da balm!

Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore?
– Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.

What happens when you fall in love with a chef?
– You get buttered up.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
– Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
– Wife: Yes and no.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Juno.
– Juno, who.
– Juno that you’re the love of my life?

You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Why did the baseball player have trouble dating?
– He always had a hard time getting to first base.

What do you call two ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy?
– Romance.

Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?
– Because there’s a wedding going happening.
– Don’t we been the horn a warning signal, Daddy?
– Exactly, son.

What did one boat say to the other?
– “Are you up for a little row-mance?”

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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