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Love jokes 💑 in 2023

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
– She looked surprised.

My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
– I think she’s a keeper.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth,
– I’d still fall for you.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

A husband and wife are drinking wine at home.
– The wife says, “I love you.” The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking.
– She replies, “It’s me talking to the wine.”

How do tightrope walkers find romance?
– Online dating!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– He gave her a ring.

My feet are getting cold…
– because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Do you like Mexican food?
– Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.

What does the destruction derby champion say to someone he’s interested in?
– Can I crash at your place tonight?

You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Are you French?
– Because Eiffel for you.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Candice.
– Candice, who?
– Candice be love that I am feeling right now?

There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married.
– The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.

What’s the difference between love and your email address?
– I’m not sure, but you can get viruses from both if you aren’t careful.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?
– Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

We’re not socks.
– But I think we’d make a great pair.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

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