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Love jokes 💑 in 2022

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Olive.
– Olive, who?
– Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
– Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?
– Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Do you know what I did last night?
– I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
– He gave her a ring.

What does a ghost call his true love?
– His ghoul-friend.

Me: “I love you.” You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
– Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”

If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

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