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Science jokes 🔬 in 2023

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
-Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

Why can’t you trust atoms?
-They make up everything.

What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears!

How do geologists ask each other out?
-They say, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself?
A cell-fie

What’s a mathematician’s favorite season?

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
Guess my thymine was off.

What does the sign at the biology lab say?

I’m fascinated by water’s gas form.
It mist-ifies me.

Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.

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