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Science jokes ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2021

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve noble gases here.โ€
Helium doesnโ€™t react.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, youโ€™re not a very good host.

Why couldnโ€™t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

A neutron walks into a bar and says, โ€œIโ€™d like a beer. How much will that be?โ€
The bartender answers, โ€œFor you? No charge!โ€

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

Thereโ€™s a night club just for chemistry studentsโ€ฆ. I hear theyโ€™re really good at dropping the base

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
-Sorry! My Fault.

Why is the moon so broke?
-Itโ€™s down to its last quarter.

What do scientist get for bad breath?
Experi-mints!

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