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Science jokes 🔬 in 2022

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

What does the sign at the biology lab say?
-“STAPH ONLY!”

I’m fascinated by water’s gas form.
It mist-ifies me.

Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.

Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
-That’s how you become a black hole.

There are 10 kinds of people:
-Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Why does no one like to talk to Pi at parties?
Because he goes on forever.

Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?
-They were a formyl group.

We really shouldn’t talk about mitosis…
It’s such a divisive issue.

Biology tell me you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

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