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Science jokes 🔬 in 2023

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
-Sorry! My Fault.

Why is the moon so broke?
-It’s down to its last quarter.

What do scientist get for bad breath?

Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?
-It’s free of charge.

Why didn’t the sun go to graduate school?
Because it already had a million degrees!

Why does the photon never have to check suitcases on for flights?
Because they’re traveling light.

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
-Sherlock Ohms

Why don’t scientists have doorbells?
Because they want to win no-bell prizes!

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions!

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