Science jokes ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2021

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

Thereโ€™s a night club just for chemistry studentsโ€ฆ. I hear theyโ€™re really good at dropping the base

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve noble gases here.โ€
Helium doesnโ€™t react.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, youโ€™re not a very good host.

A neutron walks into a bar and says, โ€œIโ€™d like a beer. How much will that be?โ€
The bartender answers, โ€œFor you? No charge!โ€

A molecule tells another: โ€œA free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!โ€

Chemists are totally wild!
Some drop acid, and others drop the base.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Theyโ€™re cheaper than day rates.

What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
-Antibiotics.

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