Science jokes πŸ”¬ in 2021

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

A neutron walks into a bar and says, β€œI’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, β€œFor you? No charge!”

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
-Sherlock Ohms

What do scientist get for bad breath?

Why didn’t the sun go to graduate school?
Because it already had a million degrees!

Why does the photon never have to check suitcases on for flights?
Because they’re traveling light.


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