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Science jokes 🔬 in 2023

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates.

How do you cut this sea in two?
With a see saw!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK

What are the primary elements of a sense of humor?
-Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm

There are only bad science jokes left.
All the good ones argon.

What do you call a tube that’s finished its studies?
A graduated cylinder.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them?

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

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