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Science jokes 🔬 in 2024

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.

What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
-Antibiotics.

Want to hear a joke about potassium?
-K.

What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
-Aaaaargon

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates.

How do you cut this sea in two?
With a see saw!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK

What are the primary elements of a sense of humor?
-Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm

There are only bad science jokes left.
All the good ones argon.

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