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Science jokes 🔬 in 2022

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
-She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
Quark, quark, quark!

What did Benjamin Franklin write in his diary after discovering electricity?
“I’m shocked!”

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