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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2022

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite song?
– “Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas.”

What do you call an elf who’s great in the kitchen?
– A short-order cook.

What does Santa do with overweight elves?
– He sends them to the elf farm.

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
– Shortbread.

If baseball players get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
– Mistle-toes.

What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
– Elftershave.

What do elves get instead of athlete’s foot?
– Mistle toe

What’s an elf’s favorite type of bread?
– Shortbread.

Why do elves like Dolls?
– They can share the clothes.

What make of cars do elves drive?
– Toy-otas.

Where do elves go dancing?
– Christmas balls.

What kind of photos do elves love to take?
– Elf-ies!

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
– Mistle-toe.

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