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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2023

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

What is the elves’ least favorite Christmas song?
– “Noelf.”

Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E?
– Because Father Christmas said No L!

How do elves greet each other?
– “Small world, isn’t it?”

What was the elf’s favorite desert?
– Short Cake.

What do you call an elf who learns independently?
– Elf-taught.

If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
– Shelf it for later.

What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
– The twelf!

What do you call a greedy elf?
– Elfish

Don’t be little yourself.

How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?
– “First, yule log on…”

Which sort of elf makes their home in a fizzy drink can?
– A sprite!

What do you call an elf with a skin disease?
– A leper-chaun.

What did the elf say to do on the computer so see Santa’s toy request list?
– First, YULE LOGon.

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