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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2024

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

What do elves say when they make mistakes?
– “I elfed up.”

What do you call an elf who makes corny jokes about Christmas?
– A real Christmas card!

What do elves sing to Santa on his birthday?
– Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow.

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
– So he could sleep like a log.

What do you call an elf who won’t share?
– Elfish.

What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
– A real Christmas card.

How did Santa’s helper boost his low elf-esteem?
– He read an elf-help book!

What kind of money is used by elves?
– Jingle bills.

What was the elf’s reply to the person who said they had Grandma for Christmas dinner?
– Yuk – We had turkey.

What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite song?
– “Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas.”

What do you call an elf who’s great in the kitchen?
– A short-order cook.

What does Santa do with overweight elves?
– He sends them to the elf farm.

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
– Shortbread.

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