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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2025

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

What would upset a normal person but not an elf?
– Coming up short.

What do elves learn first at school?
– The elf-abet!

What kind of cars do elves drive?
– Toy-otas.

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

Where do elves vote?
– The North Poll.

What do you get when an elf passes gas?
– Jingle smells.

Where do elves go when they feel ill?
– The elf-centre!

How do elves communicate with one another?
– On their elf phones.

What do you call an elf who tells zany jokes?
– A Christmas Card.

What do socialist elves support?
– Redistribution of welf.

What do elves sing to Santa Claus when it’s cold?
– “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”

What’s a female elf called?
– A shelf.

Why didn’t Santa’s helper think he could make good toys?
– He had low elf esteem.

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