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Elf Jokes ๐Ÿง in 2021

Which sort of elf makes their home in a fizzy drink can?
– A sprite!

What do you call an elf with a skin disease?
– A leper-chaun.

What did the elf say to do on the computer so see Santaโ€™s toy request list?
– First, YULE LOGon.

What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?
– Jingle smells.

How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?
– โ€œFirst, yule log onโ€ฆโ€

How did the teacher tell the elves to line up before break time at school?
– In elf-abet-ical order!

Why did Santaโ€™s help go to see the doctor?
– Because he had low elf-esteem.

Who lives at the North Pole, builds toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-ELF-a.

What type of music do elves like best?
– Wrap.

What goes inside elvesโ€™ pointy shoes?
– Their mistletoes.

Who lives in the North Pole, makes toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-elf-a!

What kind of music do elves like best?
– โ€œWrapโ€ music.

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