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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2024

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?
– “First, yule log on…”

Which sort of elf makes their home in a fizzy drink can?
– A sprite!

What do you call an elf with a skin disease?
– A leper-chaun.

What did the elf say to do on the computer so see Santa’s toy request list?
– First, YULE LOGon.

What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?
– Jingle smells.

What type of music do elves like best?
– Wrap.

What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
– Their mistletoes.

How did the teacher tell the elves to line up before break time at school?
– In elf-abet-ical order!

Why did Santa’s help go to see the doctor?
– Because he had low elf-esteem.

Who lives at the North Pole, builds toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-ELF-a.

What do elf fans of Parks and Recreation love to say?
– “Treat yo’ elf.”

What is an elf’s favorite lunch?
– Sandwich wraps.

Who lives in the North Pole, makes toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-elf-a!

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