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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2024

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

What are elves’ favorite types of photos?
– Elfies.

What do you call an elf who wins the lottery?
– Welfy.

What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
– Kitchen U-tinsels!

Why did th.e elf put his bed in the fireplace?
– Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

What are elves good at running?
– Small businesses.

Who do elf music fans call the King?
– Elfis.

Why don’t elves read novels?
– They prefer short stories.

Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
– Because he’s an elf-made man.

What kind of money do elves use to buy things?
– jingle bills.

Why didn’t the elf want to share his toys?
– He was too selfish.

What would upset a normal person but not an elf?
– Coming up short.

What do elves learn first at school?
– The elf-abet!

What kind of cars do elves drive?
– Toy-otas.

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