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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2023

In what kind of car do elves travel to Santa’s workshop?
– A Toy-ota!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
– Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
– Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.

Who is Santa’s helpers’ favorite character in Stranger Things?
– Elelfen.

Where do elves go to get famous?
– Holly-wood.

How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop?
– They use the elf-avator!

What do you call a holistic elf doctor?
– A gnome-opath.

What do elves sing to Santa on cold nights?
– Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite convenience store?
– 7-Elelfen.

What kind of money do elves always use?
– Jingle bills!

What kind of music do elves like best?
– “Wrap” music.

How long was the elf’s legs?
– Long enough to reach the ground.

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
– Because it had the drum sticks.

What do you call an elf entrepreneur?
– A small business owner.

Where do elves go to dance?
– Christmas balls.

Who sings “Blue Christmas” on a toy guitar?

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