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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2022

What if life gives us pickles instead of lemons?
– We all just dill with it.

Why was the customer unhappy with the pickle?
– It was an under-cooked one—a totally raw-dill.

Why didn’t the pickle prefer traveling a lot?
– Because it goes through a jarring experience for it.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– I relish our time together.

When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I’d had enough.
– “Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted.

Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?
– Pickle-dilly Square.

What is a cucumber that belongs to rainforests called?
– Tro-pickle.

Where is the Liberty Dill found?
– In Phila-dill-phia.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
– What a daffy dill!

What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
– A crocodill.

Why are bananas better than pickles?
– Because they have a-peel.

How would you challenge cannibals when they start drowning you in vinegar?
– Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?

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