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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2022

What if life gives us pickles instead of lemons?
– We all just dill with it.

How did the pickle mother greet her children in the morning?
– “Rise and brine, my darlings.”

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
– You dill with it.

Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
– Because the door was ajar.

If Santa had sex with a pickle, what would they call their baby?
– Claussen.

What would a happy pickle greet someone with?
– You are such a dill-ight to talk to.

Why are pickles in the sandwiches polite?
– Because they have been well bread.

Why is the pickle container always open?
– Because it’s ajar.

What did the pickle say when he walked into the casino and sat down at the card table?
– Dill me in.

Why is the pickle container always open?
– Because it’s ajar.

What do you call a pickle stuck with work-from-home?
– Gherkin from home.

What’s the difference between a pickle and a therapist?
– If you don’t know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!

What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
– Dill ’em in.

Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

What is green and pecks at trees?
– Woody Wood-pickle.

How do you call a pickle at the liberty dill?
– You don’t, pickles don’t listen.

What do you call a pickle doctor?
– A dill pusher.

I’m like a jumbo kosher pickle.
– Guess you could say I’m a pretty big dill.

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