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Pickle Jokes ๐Ÿฅ’ in 2021

What is a pickle doctor named?
– A dill pusher.

What would happen if you got vinegar in the ear?
– A case of pickled hearing.

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– Theyโ€™re well-bread.

Why do gerkhins giggle a lot?
– Because theyโ€™re pickle-ish.

Whatโ€™s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– With the jarring process.

What is it that a positive pickle always says?
– I relish this idea.

Whatโ€™s green and pecks on trees?
– Woody Wood Pickle.

What did one say to the other?
– Dill with it!
– I ate a sour pickle about an hour ago.
– It wasnโ€™t that dill-icious.

How do pickles enjoy a day out?
– They relish it.

Why would gherkins giggle a lot?
– They are always feeling pickleish.

Whatโ€™s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

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