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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2022

What is sweet and walks across a desert?
– A caramel.

A woman rides through the desert on her camel. She drops her water bottle and her camel falls over and dies.
– It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of concrete?
– A camel. We put in the concrete to make the riddle harder.

Girl, if you were a camel,
– I’d hump you!

A camel Goes into the coffee shop
– The barista, about to add the sugar asks, “one lump or two?”

What’s the difference between Cleopatra and King Arthur?
– One had Camelot and the other had a lot of camels.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?
– Llamanated.

What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?
– A drama-dary.

What’s the difference between camels and humans?
– A camel only takes one to hump.

What is a baby camels favourite nursery rhyme?
– Hump-ty dumpty!

What do you call a camel with three bumps?
– Pregnant.

What’s the difference between a one humped camel and a two humped camel?
– A hump.

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