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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2022

What is a baby camels favourite nursery rhyme?
– Hump-ty dumpty!

What do you call a camel with three bumps?
– Pregnant.

What’s the difference between a one humped camel and a two humped camel?
– A hump.

What is a camel’s favorite day of the week?
– Hump Day!

So I said “That’s not a camel…
– That’s my wife”

How do you ask camels if they want some tea?
– One hump or two?

What does a camel use to hide?
– Camelflage.

Two camels are walking through the desert.
– With one or two lumps of sugar.

If you think my camel is impressive,
– wait until you see my snake.

What do you call a camel that eats another camel?
– A camibal

Why did the camel cross the road?
– Because there are no chickens in the desert.

What is a camel’s favorite place to visit?
– Camel-bodia.

What did the camel say to the ostrich?
– Nothing, it can’t speak.

What does a camel ask when they give you a cup of tea?
– One hump or two?

When the caravan (flock) was asked what it wanted for dinner,
– a camel replied ‘just deserts’.

What do you call a camel with no humps?
– Humphrey (hump-free).

What do you call a camel you can’t see?
– A camo.

What’s a camel’s favorite holiday carol?
– “Oh Camel, All Ye Faithful.”

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