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Peanut jokes 🥜 in 2024

Why did the peanut become a superhero? It wanted to fight “nutty” crime.

What do you call a peanut that’s always working? A “hard-working” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel musical? You give it a “nutty” instrument to play.

Why did the peanut go to the moon? It wanted to “roast” in space.

How do you make a peanut cry? You tell it a “tear-jerker” joke.

Why did the peanut go to the movie theater? It wanted to see a “nutty” film.

How do you make a peanut feel successful? You give it a “nutty” stock portfolio.

What do you call a peanut that’s always playing video games? A “gamer-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel powerful? You give it a “nutty” cape.

Why did the peanut go to the library? It wanted to read some “nutty” books.

What do you call a peanut that’s always fashionable? A “stylish” peanut.

Why did the peanut become a detective? It wanted to “crack” some cases.

What do you call a peanut that’s always forgetting things? A “memory-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel smart? You give it a “nutty” book to read.

Why did the peanut become a poet? It wanted to “peanut” some emotions.

What do you call a peanut that’s always in a hurry? A “fast-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel brave? You take it on a “nutty” rollercoaster ride.

What do you call a peanut that’s always cold? A “frosty” peanut.

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