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Peanut jokes 🥜 in 2024

What do you call a peanut that’s always telling jokes? A “peanut-butter” comedian.

Why did the peanut go to the desert? It wanted to “roast” in the sun.

What do you call a peanut that’s always lost in thought? A “meditative” peanut.

Why did the peanut go to the beach? It wanted to work on its “peanut” tan.

What do you call a peanut that’s always happy? A “smiling” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel important? You give it a “nutty” medal.

Why did the peanut go to the doctor? It had a “nutty” problem.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You tickle its shell.

What do you call a peanut that’s always grumpy? A “grumpy-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel wealthy? You give it a “nutty” bank account.

What do you call a peanut that’s always sneezing? A “pepper-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel musical? You give it a “nutty” song to sing.

Why did the peanut go to the gym? It wanted to get “nutty” fit.

What do you call a peanut that’s always worried? A “fearful” peanut.

Why did the peanut go on a date with a cashew? They had great “nut-tual” interests.

How do you make a peanut feel loved? You give it

Why did the peanut go to the aquarium? It wanted to see the “nutty” sea creatures.

How do you make a peanut feel happy? You give it a “nutty” smile.

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