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Peanut jokes 🥜 in 2023

How do you make a peanut feel brave? You take it on a “nutty” adventure.

Why did the peanut become a magician? It wanted to “peanut” off some tricks.

How do you make a peanut feel special? You give it a “nutty” hug.

Why did the peanut become a teacher? It wanted to “peanut” some knowledge.

What do you call a peanut that’s always worried? A “panic-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel lucky? You give it a “nutty” four-leaf clover.

Why did the peanut become a scientist? It wanted to “crack” some experiments.

What do you call a peanut that’s always happy-go-lucky? A “jolly” peanut.

Why did the peanut get a job as a construction worker? It was good at “peanut-buttering” things together.

What do you call a peanut that’s always lost? A “wandering” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel adventurous? You take it on a “nutty” trip.

Why did the peanut become a musician? It wanted to “peanut” some rhythm.

What do you call a peanut that’s always complaining? A “whining” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel special? You give it a “nutty” award.

What do you call a peanut that’s always working out? A “fit-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel famous? You give it a “nutty” reality TV show.

Why did the peanut become an actor? It wanted to “peanut” some drama.

What do you call a peanut that’s always angry? A “fuming” peanut.

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