Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2023

What does the cash-strapped avocado say to his wife?
– “We have no money left, we’ve officially hit guac bottom!”

What is an avocado’s favourite game to play at the carnival?
– Guac-a-mole

I know an avocado who can run for hours. He’s hard core.

What do call a religious avocado?
– Holy guacamole.

Got me into a sticky situation with an avocado;
– I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

Amelie

What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
– We’ve hit guac bottom.

Why are avocados so great at herding sheep?
– A lot of them are Shepards

What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
– Guac N’ Roll

And they lived happily avo after

What do robots have with their guacamole?
– Computer chips.

What do you call an avocado in a famous music video?
– A guac star

Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
– Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina….
– But I didn’t avocado

Accidentally got some avocado in my eyes and now I think I have guac-oma.

What do you call a bad avocado?
– Green spirited.

What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
– A Guackie-talkie

Avocadomeme