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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2024

What does the cash-strapped avocado say to his wife?
– “We have no money left, we’ve officially hit guac bottom!”

What is an avocado’s favourite game to play at the carnival?
– Guac-a-mole

You’re everything I avo wanted

What is an avocado’s favourite type of music?
– Guac and roll.


What did the tortilla chip say when he was threatening the avocado?
– I’m going to have you guac-ing in your boots.

Why do avocados not like catching public transport?
– Because they av’-a-car-do

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a radio?
– A guakie-talkie.

My avocado car has broken down. It’s beyond re-pear.

I went for a drive with an avocado but he was going really slow so I told him to guac-celerate.

What do you call a good looking avocado?
– Fruit as a button.

What does a duck thats made of avocado say?
– Guac


What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
– You are all I avo wanted.

What’s an avocado’s favorite arcade game?
– Guac-a-mole

How do tortilla chips say goodbye?
– See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile.

Why do avocados find it so hard to date each other?
– Because they’re just never quite ripe

What do you call an avocado thats been blessed by Pope Francis?
– Holy Guacamole.

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