Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2022

What does the cash-strapped avocado say to his wife?
– “We have no money left, we’ve officially hit guac bottom!”

What did the tortilla chip say when he was threatening the avocado?
– I’m going to have you guac-ing in your boots.

Why do avocados not like catching public transport?
– Because they av’-a-car-do

What’s an avocado’s favorite arcade game?
– Guac-a-mole

You’re everything I avo wanted

What is an avocado’s favourite type of music?
– Guac and roll.

Why are avocados so rebellious?
– They just don’t give a guac!

Avo Plays

I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert. It was Guac-cess All Areas.

How do avocado cartoons end?
– Guac’s all folks.

I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert.
– It was Guac-cess All Areas.

Regie

What did the tortilla chip say to the mummy, daddy and baby avocado?
– Good things come in trees.

How do you know when two avocados are in love?
– Because they’ll avocuddle whenever they av’ a chance

People always laugh at my car because it looks like a fruit…
– But at least I avocado!

At the party, Mr Nacho raised the toast and said it’s time for some guac-tails!

What is an avocado’s favourite kind of exercise?
– Avocadio.

Smily Mylie