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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2022
What did the tortilla chip say when he was threatening the avocado?
– I’m going to have you guac-ing in your boots.
Why do avocados not like catching public transport?
– Because they av’-a-car-do
What’s an avocado’s favorite arcade game?
You’re everything I avo wanted
What is an avocado’s favourite type of music?
– Guac and roll.
Why are avocados so rebellious?
– They just don’t give a guac!
I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert. It was Guac-cess All Areas.
How do avocado cartoons end?
– Guac’s all folks.
I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert.
– It was Guac-cess All Areas.
What did the tortilla chip say to the mummy, daddy and baby avocado?
– Good things come in trees.