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Tiktok jokes 💃🏻 in 2023

It’s 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can’t let this virus take over humanity.
– Someone delete TikTok ffs.

Do you know why they called it TikTok?
– Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!

Where do clocks upload their videos?
– Tik Tok

I was walking in my neighborhood the other day and I came across a crowbar.
– I’d never seen so many drunk birds in my life.

All tiktoker’s should be comedians
– They should know what unemployment feels like

I am sick of this Chinese-made virus destroying society!
– Tik-Tok has got to go!

My friend turned to me and asked, ‘Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?’
– I said, ‘No, it’s pretty light.’

What do you call a urologist with a TikTok account?
– A DikDok.

What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?
– TikTok

TikTok does one thing well.
– Darwinism

Burgundy sauce joke
– Check out what happens if you say Burgundy Sauce on Snapchat and then play it backwards by Michael Heid.

I went to a party dressed in flags. It was a semaphore-mal.

My girlfriend keeps telling me I should make a TikTok
– Because I’m really good for about 15 seconds.

I’ll see my way out.

Why do Redditors hate clocks?
– Cause every second they Tik Tok.

Now that Oracle has bought TikTok…
…you can finally get a TikTok certification for $200 that expires in one year.

I had a nightmare that my TikTok account got banned
– For a second, i was really scared that i had TikTok

They say it’s the American Dream to make your own money,
– but then we imprison counterfeiters, so what message are we really sending?

What’s a place a TikTok star could go and not be noticed?
– A bar

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