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What do programmers dance to?
– Algorhythms

How to Achieve an Extraordinary Career Growth as a Programmer
-Your career is your responsibility.

Im thinking about studying computer programming next year…
-So i can C# in 2020

What was the SNES programmers’ favorite drink?
– Sprite

Why was the Asian Dad always disappointed in the programmer kid?
-All he knew was C++.

Got a B in my computer programming class
-Call that a C++

My friend quit his job as a programmer…
– He didn’t get arrays.

Why did Johnny fail his programming class?
– His mom kept telling him to do his homework, “No ifs, ands, or buts!”

I’m so good at programming I don’t even need to test before I ship code.
– Sent my program last week and haven’t heard of any problems since!
Signed,
Richard
Junior Helicopter Auto-Pilot Software Developer

Why do programmers wear glasses?
– Because they can’t C#

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
-none, that’s a hardware problem

Once you stop doing functional programming…
– You never return

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