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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2024

Why do programmers like dark mode?
– Because light attracts bugs

What do cats and programmers have in common?
-When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, “did you find a bug?”

Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
-It’s an new Al-Gore-rithm

A programmer’s wife tells him: “While you’re at the store, get some milk”.
– He never comes back.

Programming jokes are fun…
– but only when executed properly.

Why was the programmer always running into walls?
-He couldn’t see sharp.

The two most difficult things in programming…
– The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.

My girlfriend told me I care more about my programming job than about her.
-I told her she is the #1 thing I care about.

What do the programmers do when they pay respect?
-They printf

Harry Potter was a programmer
-He is fluent in Python

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says,
-Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” To this, the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

As a programmer
-waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning

Programming in C can be difficult at times…
-Programming in C can be difficult at times, but you have to admit it builds tcharacter

What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming?
-Computin.

Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?
-Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn’t that what they’re supposed to be?)

How can we complete any article for programmers without referring to stack overflow?
– After all, it is the brain behind every developer.

Here’s a short programming joke: !false
-It’s funny because it’s **true**. I hope that makes you laugh a *bit*.

Why did the programmer leave his job ?
-Because he couldn’t hack it.

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