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Programming Jokes ๐Ÿ’ป in 2021

What do programmers and exterminators have in common?
-They both spend most of their time fighting bugs.

Every time there is a new project,
– we programmers swear to ourselves that we will code it better this time

What programming languages would we use if C didn’t exist?
-Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why did the programmer quit his job?
-because he didn’t get arrays.

As a computer programmer, I love goose-feather pillows…
-Because they are down-loaded!

What is the most commonly used computer programming language?
-Profanity.

As a programmer
-waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning

Programming in C can be difficult at times…
-Programming in C can be difficult at times, but you have to admit it builds tcharacter

What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming?
-Computin.

Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?
-Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn’t that what they’re supposed to be?)

How can we complete any article for programmers without referring to stack overflow?
– After all, it is the brain behind every developer.

Here’s a short programming joke: !false
-It’s funny because it’s **true**. I hope that makes you laugh a *bit*.

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