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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2024

What do dolphins use to clean their houses?
– All-porpoise cleaner!

What is a dolphin’s favorite game to play at parties?
– Salmon says.

Who helps sick dolphins at the underwater hospital?
– Sturgeons.

A dolphin that has no parents is known as a dorphan.

What’s a dolphin’s favourite type of music?
– Orchastral music of course!

Why do dolphins enjoy living in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What did the ocean say to the dolphin?
– Nothing, it just waved!

What happened to the dolphin that left SeaWorld to have a family in the ocean?
– She was reporpoised.

What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
– “It wasn’t on porpoise!”

Why do dolphins always fail their school tests?
– Because they work below C level.

Two female dolphins get into a fight, how should one turn the other over?
– Flipper!

The best way to listen to the sounds a group of dolphins make is by tuning into their podcast.

Porpoises don’t need multivits to stay healthy,
– all they really need is vitamin-sea.

Did you know dolphins can squirt ink?
– Just squidding!

What made the dolphin suddenly blush?
– It saw the ocean’s bottom.

I find it bizarre that people are all of a sudden really concerned about plastic straws harming dolphins.
– They have been breaking camels’ backs for years now.

When two dolphins say goodbye they have to find different pathwaves.

The big fishue with these boat trips is that you may just never be sure that you will actually get to spot any.

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