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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2024

What do dolphins use to clean their houses?
– All-porpoise cleaner!

What is a dolphin’s favorite game to play at parties?
– Salmon says.

Who helps sick dolphins at the underwater hospital?
– Sturgeons.

A dolphin that has no parents is known as a dorphan.

What’s a dolphin’s favourite type of music?
– Orchastral music of course!

Why do dolphins enjoy living in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What did the ocean say to the dolphin?
– Nothing, it just waved!

What happened to the dolphin that left SeaWorld to have a family in the ocean?
– She was reporpoised.

What did the dolphin policeman say to his partner at the crime scene?
– Something smells fishy!

Did you know that dolphins are the most calculated animal
– they do everything on porpoise.

Dolphins are the best people to have round on pancake day because they have the best pancake flipper technique.

What do you call a male dolphin that has just had a baby?
– It’s a daddy dolphin (Irrawaddy dolphin).

Do you think I have mast-ered my dolphin puns yet?

What currency do dolphins use?
– Sand dollars!

What should dolphins always have to stay healthy?
– Vitamin sea.

Did you hear about the dolphin who went to his first party
– he had a whale of a time!

Why did the dolphin cross the road?

– To get to the other tide.

Wow that whale pun was killer!

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