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Dolphin jokes ๐Ÿฌ in 2021

How do poorly dolphins get to the underwater hospital?
– By clam-bulance!

What did the man say to the dolphin at the magic show?
– Pick a cod, any cod!

I once saw an argument between two dolphins, when the baby dolphin arrived home late for dinner.
– The daddy dolphin completely flipped out!

Dolphins are very sociable creatures,
– they don’t need much privasea.

We dolphinitely need to read some more dolphin puns.

How do dolphins make decisions?
– They flipper coin.

What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldnโ€™t stop telling lies?
– โ€œStop spouting nonsense!โ€

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
– It cost me an arm and a leg!

What do you call a dolphin that’s always drinking fizzy drinks?
– Bottle nose dolphin.

If we manage to see a whole school of dolphins this trip will have a ferry-tale ending.

Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus?
– Seriously, Iโ€™m not squidding.

What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand?
– Can you be more Pacific?!

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