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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2021

Never date an apostrophe
-They’re too possessive.

What did the period say to the sentence?
-We better stop now!

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
-your an idiot.

Heights Of Insult By A Grammar Freak Girl.
– Girl To Boy: “You Are As Useless As Ay In Okay”

A comma splice walks into a bar,
-it has a drink and then leaves.

Why is nostalgia like grammar?
– We find the present tense and the past perfect

5 vowels, 8 consonants, a comma, and an exclamation mark appeared in court today.
-They’re due to be sentenced some time next month.

What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?
-A thesaurus.

“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
-Punctuation is important.

What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?
-The noun declined.

Declare grammar puns!
-Give me all your grammar puns, it’s imperative!

The English teacher wished the class before the poetry test.
– She said, “Metaphors be with you!”

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