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Grammar Jokes โœ๏ธ in 2021

What did the period say to the sentence?
-We better stop now!

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
-your an idiot.

Never date an apostrophe
-Theyโ€™re too possessive.

Double negatives are
-a big NO-NO.

Knock knock. Whoโ€™s there?
-To who? No, to whom.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
– A cat has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
-No joke.

Why do words and punctuation end up in court?
– To be sentenced.

Comma said, “I think we should slow down for a while.”
-Full stop replied, “We’d rather just stop right now!”

What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?
-โ€œThere, their, theyโ€™re.โ€

What did the intransitive verb say when told it was pretty?
-Nothing. Intransitive verbs canโ€™t take complements.

What do pregnant women and apostrophes have in common?
-They’re prone to contractions.

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