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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2022

Never date an apostrophe
-They’re too possessive.

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

What did the period say to the sentence?
-We better stop now!

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
-your an idiot.

Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
-It could spell disaster.

Last night my classroom was broken into and all of the dictionaries were stolen.
– I’m lost for words.

When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
-Nobody knew why.

Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?
-Short.

Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE
-deserves a pat on the back.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
-To
To who?
It’s ‘to whom’.

It’s funny how full stops are known as periods in the US.
-Ask any girl, it’s never a full stop

There is a tax suitable for people who destroy the English language.
– It is called Syntax.

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