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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2023

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
-your an idiot.

Never date an apostrophe
-They’re too possessive.

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE
-deserves a pat on the back.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
-To
To who?
It’s ‘to whom’.

What did the period say to the sentence?
-We better stop now!

The English teacher wished the class before the poetry test.
– She said, “Metaphors be with you!”

Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
-It could spell disaster.

So many people are bothered about correct grammar
-But I couldn’t care fewer

Last night my classroom was broken into and all of the dictionaries were stolen.
– I’m lost for words.

When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
-Nobody knew why.

Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?
-Short.

I failed my grammar exam today.
-Apparently, “before Christmas” was not a good example for present tense.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar.
-They sit. They drink. They leave.

I blocked a girl for correcting my grammar
-It feelded good

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
-It was given two consecutive sentences.

I’ve never met a three
– but I have… metaphor.

Grammar tells us, ” ‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’ “…
-But science tells us otherwise.

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