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Ford Jokes in 2024

What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
– A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
– A lie.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
-The other 9 percent own a Ford.

My father works as a statistician at Ford.
-He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
– Rust-in-peace.

What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
-The Ford Rustang.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford
-Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus.

I bought the new “Ford” vacuum cleaner, but it doesn’t work.
-I guess it’s the only thing Ford has made that doesn’t suck.

What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?
-It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.

Ford should manufacturer a sedan called the Ore
-It would be the four-door Ford Ore

If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city??
-Indy-Annapolis

What is a Ford F125?
-An F150 that the bank still owns.

My friend is getting a new car – a “tangerine” ford focus. Dad drops this one…
-Tangerine focus… Isn’t that the same as orange concentrate?

Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?
-So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

What’s the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus?
-Adderall.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
-because he was flying solo and went look no hans…

What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford’s user’s manual?
– The train & bus schedule.

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