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Ford Jokes in 2022

What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
– A lie.

What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
– A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
-The other 9 percent own a Ford.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

Why are Ford cars cheap?
-Because they’re affordable.

Two Ford Fusions collided head-on on the highway.
-The good news is that the reaction released enough energy to light up New York City for 3 hours.

What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
– A Miracle.

My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
-He is a pick up artist.

Doug Ford and Walmart are quite similar
-They both love their rollbacks.

Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford trucks?
– A Model T-Rex.

95% of all Ford trucks made in the past 20 years are still on the road.
-The rest have been towed home.

What would Chrysler’s version of the Ford Focus be called?
-Chrysler Concentrate

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