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Ford Jokes in 2024

What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
– A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
– A lie.

My father works as a statistician at Ford.
-He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
– Rust-in-peace.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
-The other 9 percent own a Ford.

What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
-The Ford Rustang.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

What do you call a car concentrating on crossing a river?
-Ford Focus

he’s not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal.
-“I’ve got more than enough to eat at home”

What should you do if you find three Ford owners buried up to their neck in cement?
-Get more cement.

Ford is working on a special edition O.J. Simpson Bronco
-But instead of white it will be Nicole Brown with blood red interior

I asked for a pair of vans last Christmas…
-So my dad got me two ford transits

How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
-Full the tank with petrol.

Can someone describe what this new film “Ford v Ferrari” is about, please?
-In Le Mans terms.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford’s Theater…
-that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

How can they improve a Ford Focus?
-Put a Toyota engine in it.

I need a new car, I can’t seem to hang onto my Fords.
-I always seem to lose my Focus.

I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store.
-I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn’t there.
That day, I realized I shouldn’t have bought a Ford Escape.

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