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Ford Jokes in 2021

Its crazy how much people love Ford Mustangs
-I hear they’re a real hit with the crowd

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?
-Because he’s Indie!

What’s the difference between a golfball and a Ford?
-A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

Have you heard about Ford’s new electric coffee car?
– It’s the Mach-E Auto.

I wish Ford installed heated bumpers.
-Would keep my hands warm while Iโ€™m pushing mine to the side of the freeway.

Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
-Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.

Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA meeting
-I’ve never seen Han So low

I visited ford’s theater on vacation
-Is it wrong that I got a Lincoln shot glass from the gift shop?

Why is this country so far in debt?
-Because the president drives a Ford.

Ford and Renault were working on a joint car project……
-…where they combined the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus.
They gave up when male test drivers couldn’t find the car.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
– A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

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