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Ford Jokes in 2022

What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
– A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

My father works as a statistician at Ford.
-He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
– Rust-in-peace.

What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
– A lie.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
-The other 9 percent own a Ford.

What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
-The Ford Rustang.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

Can someone describe what this new film “Ford v Ferrari” is about, please?
-In Le Mans terms.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford’s Theater…
-that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

How can they improve a Ford Focus?
-Put a Toyota engine in it.

I need a new car, I can’t seem to hang onto my Fords.
-I always seem to lose my Focus.

I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store.
-I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn’t there.
That day, I realized I shouldn’t have bought a Ford Escape.

What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
– Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between a Ford owner and a carp?
– One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

85% of all Fords made are still on the road today…
-The other 15% made it home.

Tim Cook was just named as the new CEO of Ford, and I for one am really excited!
-Now everyone will have the chance to buy a Ford-Apple car

What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
-Would you like a tow home?

What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta?
-It turns into a Ford Focus.

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