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Ford Jokes in 2022

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
-The other 9 percent own a Ford.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

When people ask if you have a Ford or Chevy?
-I just dodge that question

Fords coming out with heated tailgates.
-So your hands stay warm while you’re pushing it home.

What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
-A wheelbarrow

My neighbour recently bought a BMW, a Volkswagen, 2 Fords, a Toyota and a Chrysler…
-I think he’s got the car-owners virus.

I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership
– I lost my focus

Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
-So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

In 2020 Ford is re-releasing the Bronco
– There will be a special edition OJ trim level:
Standard White paint with dark tinted windows, governed to 30 mph, extended range gas tank, and has an undersized glove box.

I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords
-I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta think it over…

Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
-So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a ven diagram?
-Comparison Ford.

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