IT Jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ in 2021

here are only two hard things in computer science:
-cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early?
-There were too many bugs.

IPV6 walks into a bar.
– No one talks to it.

An ARP request goes to McDonaldโ€™s and
-asks for a Big MAC.

What did the hackerโ€™s out of office message say?
– Gone phishing!

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Why did the developer go broke?
-Because he used up all his cache

Whatโ€™s a hackerโ€™s favorite season?
-Phishing season..

What’s a secret agent’s go-to fashion?
-Spyware.

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer.”
– The bartender replies, “You want a beer?”

Why donโ€™t young programmers write in script these days?
– They were only taught Java.

Why did the computer crash?
-It was a bad driver!
I will show myself outโ€ฆ

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