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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2023

I’m not interrupting you
-I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Why didn’t the company move into the Castle in the Sky?
-There wasn’t enough cloud storage.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
-Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself

The best thing about IPv4 jokes is that
-you can tell them 254 times before they’re exhausted.

Why was the hacker’s Californian hiking trip interrupted?
– There was a firewall.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said
-Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Had a band named 1023MB.
-never made a gig.

If it weren’t for C
-we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer.
-Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
-“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

Tech One: I heard if you put the Windows ME CD in a CD player, there’s a message from Satan that will enact a curse on your household and lineage.
– Tech Two: That’s nothing – if you put it in a computer, it installs Windows ME.

“Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
-very long pause…

Why did the programmer go to rehab?
-He was addicted to coding.

I would tell you a joke about the CIDR block,
– but you’re too classy for it.

Why did the band never get a gig?
– It was called 1023MB.

What does a pirate store his data on?
-An Arrrrr Drive

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