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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

Had a band named 1023MB.
-never made a gig.

If it weren’t for C
-we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer.
-Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr

I’m not interrupting you
-I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Why didn’t the company move into the Castle in the Sky?
-There wasn’t enough cloud storage.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
-Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself

The best thing about IPv4 jokes is that
-you can tell them 254 times before they’re exhausted.

Why was the hacker’s Californian hiking trip interrupted?
– There was a firewall.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said
-Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

I ran out of new IPv4 jokes.
-I could tell you an IPv6 one but I’m afraid, you might not understand it.

How do you choose a strong password?
-Go to the gym and find the one lifting the heaviest weights!

Besides Password Help, What Else Do We Do?
– Nothing quite sums up the work we IT Admins are doing now do as much as this:

What do you call 8 hobbits?
-A hobbyte

What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
-Phishing season..

What do you call it when only one digit steers your car?
-A thumb drive.

here are only two hard things in computer science:
-cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early?
-There were too many bugs.

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