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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

If it weren’t for C
-we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer.
-Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr

I’m not interrupting you
-I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Why didn’t the company move into the Castle in the Sky?
-There wasn’t enough cloud storage.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
-Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself

The best thing about IPv4 jokes is that
-you can tell them 254 times before they’re exhausted.

Why was the hacker’s Californian hiking trip interrupted?
– There was a firewall.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said
-Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Had a band named 1023MB.
-never made a gig.

8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks “What will it be?”
-One of them says, “Make us a double.”

If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, and boys are made of slime, snails, and puppy-dog tails, what’s the cloud made from?
-Linux servers, mostly

I’d tell you a joke about UDP,
-but you probably wouldn’t get it.

What’s one step that witches and wizards take to ensure data security?
-Quill testing.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
-very long pause… “Java.”

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
-Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC CAPITALISTS

Five routers walk into a bar.
-One of the routers goes up to the bartender and asks for four jack and cokes, and one seltzer with lime. A drunk patron overheads, laughs, and asks the router, “Who’s the seltzer for?” “I’m the designated router,” he replies.

Why did the football team fumble the handoff?
-They didn’t use a secure transfer method.

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