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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2022

If it weren’t for C
-we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer.
-Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

here are only two hard things in computer science:
-cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early?
-There were too many bugs.

IPV6 walks into a bar.
– No one talks to it.

An ARP request goes to McDonald’s and
-asks for a Big MAC.

What did the hacker’s out of office message say?
– Gone phishing!

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Why did the developer go broke?
-Because he used up all his cache

What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
-Phishing season..

What’s a secret agent’s go-to fashion?
-Spyware.

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer.”
– The bartender replies, “You want a beer?”

Why don’t young programmers write in script these days?
– They were only taught Java.

Why did the computer crash?
-It was a bad driver!
I will show myself out…

I was dressed up as a UDP packet for the Halloween
– I don’t think anyone got it, but I couldn’t tell.

Where does a MySQL database go to relax on a hot day?
– A buffer pool.

Are you a keyboard?
-Because you’re my type!

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