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IT Jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ in 2021

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
-“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

Iโ€™m not interrupting you
-Iโ€™m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode

Why didnโ€™t the company move into the Castle in the Sky?
-There wasnโ€™t enough cloud storage.

Tech One: I heard if you put the Windows ME CD in a CD player, there’s a message from Satan that will enact a curse on your household and lineage.
– Tech Two: That’s nothing – if you put it in a computer, it installs Windows ME.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
-Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself

The best thing about IPv4 jokes is that
-you can tell them 254 times before theyโ€™re exhausted.

Why was the hackerโ€™s Californian hiking trip interrupted?
– There was a firewall.

“Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
-very long pause…
“Java.”

Why did the programmer go to rehab?
-He was addicted to coding.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said
-Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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