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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2023

What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
-Breakfast or lunch.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
– A Har-VEST.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
-Olive the stuffing too!

Why didn’t Pastor Wendy season the Thanksgiving turkey?
-There was no thyme.

What do teddy bears and turkeys have in common?
-They are both filled with stuffing!

The weight of turkey that Americans will eat on Thanksgiving.
-The combined weight of the entire population of Chicago.

What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?
-I only have pies for you.

You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
-You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club
– but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
-The letter G.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
-Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who?
– Aida lot more than I should have!

What did Pastor Anthony say when he was asked to say grace at Thanksgiving Dinner?

Why do turkeys gobble?
-Because they never learned table matters!

I know it’s rare that Hanukkah and Thanksgiving coincide
-But if one more person tells me that it’ll be another 70,000 years before this happens again, I’m gonna scream.

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
– Squash.

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
– No, you should just have the turkey!

How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?

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