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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
-The casse-role

And stop groaning about Thanksgiving 2020. This Thanksgiving may be different than in most years, but Jesus is still King! We all have blessings we can count! And we can always be thankful for Jesus and His great love!
-Praying you and you your family have a blessed Thanksgiving Day.

What is big, green and goes gobble, gobble?
-A Turkey-saurus Rex!

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys…
-But it was removed because of fowl language.

What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
-Groovy.

Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
-The nearest doc

What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
-Pilgram.

What am I most thankful for this Thanksgiving?
-I am thankful I’m not a turkey.

What’s the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
-The nap-kins!

If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
-Their age!

What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish
-Monster mash potatoes and grave-y

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving
– a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
-The turkey!

Why was O.J. allowed out of jail for thanksgiving?
-He was the only one in his family who knows how to carve up white meat.

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
– He was very thinkful.

What’s a Pilgrim’s mother called?
-Pilgranny

What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common
-One has goblins, the other has gobblers.

Thanks to Covid, what is the most popular side dish this Thanksgiving?
-Masked Potatoes.

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