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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2022

What did Pastor Anthony say when he was asked to say grace at Thanksgiving Dinner?
-Grace.

Why do turkeys gobble?
-Because they never learned table matters!

I know it’s rare that Hanukkah and Thanksgiving coincide
-But if one more person tells me that it’ll be another 70,000 years before this happens again, I’m gonna scream.

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
– Squash.

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
– No, you should just have the turkey!

How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?
-Tide!

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose.

What always comes at the beginning of parades?
-The letter P!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who?
-Phillip a big plate and dig in!

What Thanksgiving treat is most popular in Children’s Church?
-Pastor Janet’s Crayon-berry Sauce

If twenty Thanksgiving turkeys told terrible tales, how many T’s would there be in all?
-None, all doesn’t have any T’s!

Consider some of the reasons that cause Hanukkah and Thanksgiving to coincide this year
-Jews rely on the Shmuelian calendar for religious holidays, which is why Hanukkah seems to vary so greatly from year to year.

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