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Thanksgiving Jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2021

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
– He was very thinkful.

Whatโ€™s a Pilgrimโ€™s mother called?
-Pilgranny

What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common
-One has goblins, the other has gobblers.

Thanks to Covid, what is the most popular side dish this Thanksgiving?
-Masked Potatoes.

What do Math teachers do on Thanksgiving?
-Count their blessings!

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
-The turkey, because heโ€™s already stuffed!

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
-Peach gobbler

Teacher: โ€œWhy do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?
-Student: โ€œSo we know when to start Christmas shopping!

Whatโ€™s blue and has feathers all over?
-A turkey holding itโ€™s breath!

What do rednecks do for Thanksgiving?
-Pump kin

Where did the Pilgrims come from?
-Their parents, of course!

What kind of cars would Pilgrims drive today?
-Plymouth.

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