Thanksgiving Jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2021

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-Fangs-giving

Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?
– Itโ€™s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.

How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
-On the Mooooo-flower.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
-It hugged the shore.

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
– Whereโ€™s pop corn?

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
-Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
-Ten tickles

Whatโ€™s inside a genies turkey?
-Wishbones!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Yes. A building can’t jump at all!

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving
-The turkey trot

Why couldnโ€™t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
-Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
-A poultrygeist!

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