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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2024

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
– He was very thinkful.

What’s a Pilgrim’s mother called?

What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common
-One has goblins, the other has gobblers.

Thanks to Covid, what is the most popular side dish this Thanksgiving?
-Masked Potatoes.

What do Math teachers do on Thanksgiving?
-Count their blessings!

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
-The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
-Peach gobbler

Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?
-Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!

What’s blue and has feathers all over?
-A turkey holding it’s breath!

What do rednecks do for Thanksgiving?
-Pump kin

Where did the Pilgrims come from?
-Their parents, of course!

What kind of cars would Pilgrims drive today?

What did the boy say when his Mom wanted his help to fix Thanksgiving dinner?
-But I didn’t break it!

Why was Pastor Joey insulted at the free turkey giveaway?
-Someone gave him the bird.

Why is Thanksgiving an intelligent holiday?
– Because it’s in Know-vember!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
-I’ll let you know next week!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive
– It had 24 carrots

Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
-I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

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