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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2024

Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!
– Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

When does a alpaca go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
– After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “alpaca my bags.”

What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?
– “I guess alpaca my things.”

My alpaca’s favourite month is definitely Dec-hembra,
– or was it Nov-hembra?

The alpaca’s are disappearing…
– could it be the alpaca-lypse?

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

My wife is kicking me out because she’s fed up with my South American animal puns…
– ‘OK,’ I said, ‘Alpaca my bags.’

Baby alpacas are so brave, they are practically cria-less.

I think alpacas are wool-y cool.

What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?
– Alpaca lunch

What did the llama say to the grass?
– “Nice gnawing you!”

What do you call a very fast llama?
– A Llamagini

I think they will be OK in the rain, alpaca’s wool is water-peru-oof.

Pet alpaca love to cuddle, they’ve herd it reduces stress!

I heard llamas are going to bring about the end of the world.
– It’s going to be Alpaca-lyptic.

Who is a llama’s favorite rapper?
– Kendrick llama

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