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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2022

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

My alpaca’s favourite month is definitely Dec-hembra,
– or was it Nov-hembra?

What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?
– “I guess alpaca my things.”

Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!
– Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
– After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “alpaca my bags.”

The alpaca’s are disappearing…
– could it be the alpaca-lypse?

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

When does a alpaca go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
– A turtleneck sweater

Who is a llama’s favorite president?
– Barack Ollama

All’s wool that ends wool!

Have a llama-zing day!

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