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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2023

Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!
– Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

When does a alpaca go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

My alpaca’s favourite month is definitely Dec-hembra,
– or was it Nov-hembra?

What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?
– “I guess alpaca my things.”

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
– After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “alpaca my bags.”

The alpaca’s are disappearing…
– could it be the alpaca-lypse?

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

What did the llama say when he was invited on vacation?
– “Alpaca my bags!”

Want to go on a picnic?
– Alpaca lunch.

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeer at home said, “alpaca lunch”.

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

Shall we go on an adventure?
– Alpaca my bags!

Not too much salsa on those machos!
– My alpaca only likes guacamole.

No one is afraid of llama kisses.
– But, why is everyone afraid of the alpaca lips?

What did the llama say to his friend?
– “Is your mama a llama?”

What did the camelid say when I said we were going on vacation?
– Alpaca my suitcase

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