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Andrew Tate Jokes 😎 in 2024

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been lonely? “Loneliness is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a coat, he just stares at the cold until it becomes warm.

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a passport, he just stares at the airport until the country comes to him.

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a flashlight, he just alpha-illuminates his surroundings.

Why did Andrew Tate cross the road? To get to the alpha side.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to read a book on leadership? He already knows how to be the ultimate alpha leader.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to share a cell in Romanian jail? He doesn’t need anyone else to alpha-protect him.

Andrew Tate doesn’t go to the gym, he just stares at the weights until they lift themselves.

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a coat hanger, he just alpha-stares his clothes into place.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to play poker? He already knows how to alpha-bluff his opponents into submission.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been sad? “Sadness is just a feeling that weak people experience.”

Did you hear about the time Andrew Tate entered a staring contest? The opponent blinked first, but Andrew Tate didn’t even flinch.

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a gym membership, he just stares at the barbells until they lift themselves.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s afraid of the other prisoners in Romanian jail? “They should be afraid of me, not the other way around.”

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been scared? “Fear is just a mental construct that weak people cling to.”

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been rejected by a job? “Jobs don’t reject me, they just haven’t realized yet that they need an alpha male like me.”

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a bed, he just stares at the floor until it becomes a comfortable sleeping surface.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to use a ladder? He doesn’t need one, his alpha height reaches any task.

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