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Tomato jokes 🍅 in 2023
Tomatoes are a much talked about food, with conversations ranging from how to grow them, how to pick the best ones, and whether it is a fruit or a vegetable. Tomato jokes are for everyone, and can relate to gardening, to cooking, eating, and even decorating.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?
– Because the tomato sauce couldn’t Ketchup.
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I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes.
– It’s soup herb.
Is there anything red and invisible?
– No tomatoes.
What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
– Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won’t ripen. She goes to her neighbor and says, ”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?”
Her neighbor replies, ”Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.”
She says Well, what the heck it can’t hurt to try it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
“So so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.”
How do you fix a broken pizza?
– Tomato paste.
I love to smother my burger with lots of chunky tomato, onion and garlic condiment.
– I really relish it.
What did the macaroni say to the tomato?
– “Don’t get saucy with me!”
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
– Because they can’t ketchup.
(OC) guy at work doesn’t like tomatoes, so I asked him,
What’s it like, to-hate-o to-mah-to?
(OC cuz I thought of it myself but I’ll admit I’m sure someone somewhere has said this before)
Tomato
Not sure if this translates well from my Albanian origins
So their was a farmer woman and she is tending her crops and notices her tomatoes are brown and rotten. She looks over to her neighbors and they were bright red and juicy.
So one day she sees her neighbor and asks him.
“Her what’s your secret? My tomatoes will never get like yours and I water them every day”
Farmer says “My secret is at night I water them naked and they get embarrassed and blush”
So she goes out at night and gets naked and waters the tomatoes.
2 weeks go by and the neighbor sees her and asks how her tomatoes are doing.
She responds “She responds “tomatoes are still brown and rotten but the cucumbers are long, hard, juicy and thick”
Why did the tomato blush?
– Because he saw the salad dressing.
After the first watering of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s tomato seeds, what did he say to them?
– You have been germinated.
If tomatoes are fruit, why is there a tomato in Veggietales?
– The gourd works in mysterious ways.
You say tomato, I say tomato
– But it doesn’t make that much sense when you read it.
“Should I be concerned about eating genetically modified tomatoes?”
– Tomato: “No”
What Food Group is a Tomato?
For decades there has been discussion over if a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable, and what that means for how it is used. Several years worth of funny tomato jokes has revolved around this conversation, when they can actually be considered both.There are two different systems by which foods are set into food groups, and these two can overlap or they can contradict each other, without either one being wrong. From a botany viewpoint, the tomato is considered a fruit based upon how it grows. Foods in this category because the fruit forms around the seeds, that are found in the middle of the tomato. Alternatively, when considered for nutritional value and for cooking purposes, the tomato is considered a vegetable. It offers the nutrients that are consistent with a vegetable and is used and cooked with in the same ways as other vegetables. Corny tomato jokes, and silly vegetable jokes, may address the way that it is categorized, and often one liner tomato jokes will disagree with one of the categorizations.
It is due to this dual use and the overlapping definitions that create the confusion surrounding what type of food a tomato is. As more people are being educated on nutrition in schools or cooking classes, as well as through gardening and farming, more people are becoming comfortable with whichever they prefer to use in regards to food group.
Cooking With Tomatoes
Cooking jokes are popular among anyone who cooks, professional or otherwise. Silly tomato jokes are heard in kitchen of all kinds, and they are a fun way to enjoy the process. As a tomato is a key ingredient in many different types of meals and dishes, there are short tomato jokes of all kinds. Sauces and salads are some of the most popular short tomato jokes are involved with salad jokes, lasagna jokes, and even spaghetti jokes.Every food reacts differently when it is cooked, and many are able to be consumed either raw or cooked, and tomatoes are very versatile foods. Cute tomato jokes are used in cookbooks to encourage people to try new salads, and even to try new types of tomatoes. Engaging the reader and helping them to find the meals that they like best is a vital part of the cook books and any cooking shows that are online or on television.
People who are sharing recipes and teaching cooking skills will use cheesy tomato jokes to encourage relaxation and laughter as a way to make it relatable. If people are able to find things they relate to and enjoy in the presentation they are more likely to try new things and to remember the things that they are learning. Clean tomato jokes are great for encouraging clean eating, for suggesting new ways to use the food, and for teaching children about foods and food groups.
Gardening
Gardening is a popular hobby that is enjoyed around the world, as well as being a key way of creating food sources. Gardens are necessary for feeding everyone and as a necessary part of any ecosystem but that does not limit the gardening jokes or the jokes about the foods that are grown. Hilarious tomato puns can help to share the differences between the tomatoes and how they are cared for. Using funny tomato jokes in greenhouses and around produce farms keeps the day fun and the moods light. Even when there is hard work to be had it can be fun with hilarious tomato jokes, corny corn jokes, silly rice jokes, and more.Some gardening centers and greenhouses will have classes or tips to help people learn about the plants and the care that they need. The funniest tomato jokes can be found in these spaces and heard in these classes as they help to engage people and create familiarity with growing food. These are skills that are necessary for people to have in order to contribute to their own foods, and making it fun is a great way to ensure they learn what they need to do.