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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2023

Why did the student eat his dollar bill?
– His mother told him it was for lunch

What type of money do crabs pay their bills with?
– Sand dollars.

What would you call it if a bunch of crows started gathering money?
– It’d be called Crowdfunding.

What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
– February 14th.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash who?
You’re nuts.

Why did the one student swallow all her pennies?
– It’s because the teacher told her that she needed more cents.

The stock market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.

What type of money do crabs use?
– Sand dollars!

Where does a penguin keep its money?
– In a snow bank.

Where did the frog put his money?
– It’s in the river bank.

How do you make money in a dog exercising business?
– It should be a walk in the park.

Is everything expensive or I’m just broke all the time?

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination

Why did the student swallow all his pennies?
– The teacher said he needed more sense.

What would you call it if you lend some money to a bison?
– I’d call it Buff-a-loan.

What did the flutist do when she found out that she was not making as much money as the cellist was making?
– She asked the cellist what her bass salary was.

Why do I keep paying the bills?
– It just encourages them to send more.

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