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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2022

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar…
The bar tender looks up
– “What is this? A joke?”

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis……..
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.

Never go to bars run by male giraffes.
– They only serve highballs.

Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
– To connect its head and body together.

It is said most giraffes grow up to 18 feet, yet only 4 can be visible.

What do giraffes have that no one else has?
– Baby giraffes!

What do you get when you cross a Labrador with a giraffe?
– A dog who barks at aeroplanes!

What’s the difference between an optician and a giraffe?
– If you can’t tell the difference you only have to visit one!

What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
– One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks

Why do giraffes have long necks?
– Because their feet smell!

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