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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2023

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis……..
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.

What do giraffes have that no one else can have?
– Baby giraffes!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar…
The bar tender looks up
– “What is this? A joke?”

Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?
– It was neck and neck.

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.

What did Dracula say when he met the giraffe. I’d like to get to gnaw you.

What do giraffes paint?
– Giraffiti

Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it. Also, I got banned from my local zoo.

You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
– Get off the merry-go-round.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
– So he could hide up cherry trees.

Once you’ve seen one Lion eat a Giraffe…
– You’ve seen a maul!

The giraffes were having breakfast with the pigs, and they had bacon and legs.

Why are giraffes tongues so long?
– So they can clean their ears.

What do you get if you cross a tortoise, a giraffe and a kangaroo?
– A turtleneck jumper!

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