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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2022

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis……..
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar…
The bar tender looks up
– “What is this? A joke?”

Why did the giraffe sign up for monk training?
– He felt a higher calling.

Why didn’t the giraffe get invited to the party?
– Because he was a pain in the neck.

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park.

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

What did the giraffe say to the cat in the tree?
– Get out of my dinner!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe?
– A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
– It always went over their heads.

When does a giraffe have eight legs?
– When there’s two of them!

A pirate, two giraffes, a duck and a nun walk into a bar..
The bartender says
“Is this some kind of joke?”

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
– Neck-romance-y.

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

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