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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2024

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis……..
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.

What do giraffes have that no one else can have?
– Baby giraffes!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar…
The bar tender looks up
– “What is this? A joke?”

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A centipede with athlete’s foot.

What sort of art do giraffes paint?
– Giraffiti.

If giraffes could read books I bet they wouldn’t be able to stop at just one.
. . – . what with them being two-story animals and all.

What noise does a dead giraffe make?
– *thud*

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

Why do giraffes sing in the rain?
– Because they don’t fit in the shower.

What do you call a load of giraffes in cars?
– A giraffic jam.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
– Stumpy.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

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