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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2023

What do coulds do when they become rich?
– They make it rain!

Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
– A: Hail!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!

What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
– Frostbite.

How hot is it?
– Itโ€™s so hot that when I turned on my lawn sprinkler, all I got was steam!

Q: What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
– A: England

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
– A: In a snow bank.

The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.

Knock knock!
– Who’s there?
– Snow.
– Snow who?
– Snow business like show business!

Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
– A: I’m going to pieces.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear!

When does it rain money?
– When there’s a change in the weather.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
– They peel!

Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
– A: The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!

Q: When does it rain money?
– A: When there is “change” in the weather.

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Lettuce.

– Lettuce who?

– Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.

Whatโ€™s the difference between weather and climate?
– You canโ€™t weather a tree, but you can climate.

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