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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2022

What do coulds do when they become rich?
– They make it rain!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
– A: An Umbrella.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
– I lava you.

What is the opposite of a cold front?
– A warm back.

What is a kingโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Hail!

All my friends came to visit me in the place I’m in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold
– I was clear in my message “It’s cool here, I’m chillin”

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
– A: You make my temperature rise.

Knock, Knock!
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Alaska.
– Alaska who?
– Alaska my mom if I can play in the snow.

When it rains chickens and ducks,
– you could say it’s fowl weather.

What do you call a kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
– A meaty-urologist.

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
– A: Icebergers

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, โ€จpeople were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

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