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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2022

Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
– A: Hail!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!

What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
– Frostbite.

How hot is it?
– Itโ€™s so hot that when I turned on my lawn sprinkler, all I got was steam!

Q: What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
– A: England

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
– A: In a snow bank.

The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.

Knock knock!
– Who’s there?
– Snow.
– Snow who?
– Snow business like show business!

Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
– A: I’m going to pieces.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear!

When does it rain money?
– When there’s a change in the weather.

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