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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2022

What do coulds do when they become rich?
– They make it rain!

How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
– A: Fog!

Why shouldnโ€™t you start a fight with a cloud?
– Heโ€™ll storm out on you.

What does everyone listen to, but no one believes?
– The weather reporter.

Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
– A: Not without their yellow jackets.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

You don’t like my puns?
– How cold!

You need to try meditating during a storm.
– It’s a really in-lightening experience.

What do snowmen do when the weatherโ€™s too hot for hats and scarves?

– They change into puddles!

Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
– A: Fo’ Drizzle.

Why did the man only wear one boot into town?
– He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

What did Mrs Claus say to Santa Claus when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas Eve was?
– It look like rain, dear!

What is a queenโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Reign!

Q: What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?
– A: An extra hour of rain

Q: What type of lightning likes to play sports?
– A: Ball lightning!

Coming up with weather-related puns is a breeze.

The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

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