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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2024

What do coulds do when they become rich?
– They make it rain!

Q: Whatโ€™s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

How does the rain tie its shoes?
– With a rainbow.

What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition?
– You have to beat the raining champion!

Why is the sun so smart?
– It has over 5,000 degrees.

Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
– A: A snow-fake!

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.
– I nodded knowingly. โ€œItโ€™s the early signs of typothermia.โ€

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

It only rains twice a year in London:
– August through April and May through July.

Why should you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
– You might step in poodle!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
– A: An Umbrella.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
– I lava you.

What is the opposite of a cold front?
– A warm back.

What is a kingโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Hail!

All my friends came to visit me in the place I’m in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold
– I was clear in my message “It’s cool here, I’m chillin”

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
– A: You make my temperature rise.

Knock, Knock!
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Alaska.
– Alaska who?
– Alaska my mom if I can play in the snow.

When it rains chickens and ducks,
– you could say it’s fowl weather.

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