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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2021

Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
– A: A rain of terror

No, Iโ€™m not walking on string-cheese stilts.
– These are just my first bare legs of the season.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
– I have my eye on you.

Why is the sun so smart?
– It has over 5,000 degrees.

Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?
– To get some rust!

Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
– A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.

Knock, knock!
– Who’s There?
– Accordion.
– Accordion who?
– Accordion to the weather report, it’s going to snow tomorrow!

Local weather reports say there won’t be any rain for a year, but I drought it.

Why did the lightning get into trouble?
– It didnโ€™t know how to conduct itself.

What do you call an overweight kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
– A meaty-urologist

Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
– A: Because she expected some change in the weather.

Whatโ€™s a tornadoโ€™s favourite game?
– Twister!

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