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Nurse Jokes 👩‍⚕️ in 2023

Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.

Why nurses are always so calm?
-Because of patients.

How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.

Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.

Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.

What did the nurse advise the patient got heartburn after eating a birthday cake
-She advised him to take the candles off first

Why was the nurse found to be so nervous?
-Because it was his first shot in the hospital.

What did the nursing student mean by pathological??
-The logical reason for choosing the right path.

How do you handle Metronidazole?
– Carefully… because it’s Flagyl!

Why did the senior nurse appreciate the new nurses’ work?
-Her alphabetized list of organ donors was well organ-ized.

Why are night nurses such bad dancers?
-Their circadian rhythm is generally off.

Where do boats go when they are sick?
-To the dock.

What did the patient ask when the nurse informed him that he had a-cute appendix?
-“Compared to whom?”

What did the nurse say to the patient who fainted at the airport terminal?
-You have been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

What complications arose when the hospital hired a Roman nurse?
-She only issued the IV to bed number 4.

What did the nurse say when the patient said he felt like a carrot?
-The nurse advised him not to get himself in a stew.

What happens when a hospital doesn’t have enough maternity nurses?
-They go through a grave mid-wife crisis.

What did the cookie say to the nurse?
-I am feeling crumby.

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