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Nurse Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ in 2021

Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.

Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.

What did the nurse said when a boy told her he stood on a LEGO?
-Try to block out the pain.

What did the nursing student ask when the teacher started teaching about D&C?
-Is this chapter about where Washington is?

What do you call two ITU nurses holding hands?
-A synapse.

What did Dracula say to the nurse?
-Please call the doctor. I can’t stop coffin.

How many nursing school students does it take to fit a screw on the wall?
-None, as students of nursing cannot put nails on anyone.

What is the opposite of youโ€™re out?
-Urine.

What did the nurse reply when someone asked, “Does an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
-Yes, if you aim it nicely.

What did the new night nurse reply when the senior nurse asked her about nitrates?
-Are they cheaper in comparison to day rates?

How was the nurse’s advice on Q-tips received?
-It went inside one ear and out of the other.

Why did the patient identify the nurse as a curtain?
-Because she was seen pulling herself together.

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