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Nurse Jokes 👩⚕️ in 2022
I strongly believe that nursing is a calling from the hard work and dedication they put in their jobs. A nurse is trained to care for and give other medical attention to the sick. Words may at times fail in the line of duty and here nurse jokes may come in handy.
Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.
How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.
Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.
Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
Nurse to doctor, “There’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible.”
-Doctor, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
What did the witch say to the nurse?
-I have an appointment with the doctor; I had a dizzy spell.
What is artery?
-dy of classical paintings.
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
-It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!
Why nurses are always so calm?
-Because of patients.
What did the mattress say to the nurse?
-I think I have spring fever.
Why do nurses bring red magic markers into work?
-In case they have to draw blood.
What did the forgetful nurse say?
-I have a joke on amnesia, but I forget how it goes.