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Nurse Jokes 👩⚕️ in 2023
I strongly believe that nursing is a calling from the hard work and dedication they put in their jobs. A nurse is trained to care for and give other medical attention to the sick. Words may at times fail in the line of duty and here nurse jokes may come in handy.
Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.
Why nurses are always so calm?
-Because of patients.
How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.
Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.
Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
What did the nurse advise the patient got heartburn after eating a birthday cake
-She advised him to take the candles off first
Why was the nurse found to be so nervous?
-Because it was his first shot in the hospital.
What did the nursing student mean by pathological??
-The logical reason for choosing the right path.
How do you handle Metronidazole?
– Carefully… because it’s Flagyl!
Why did the senior nurse appreciate the new nurses’ work?
-Her alphabetized list of organ donors was well organ-ized.
Why are night nurses such bad dancers?
-Their circadian rhythm is generally off.
Where do boats go when they are sick?
-To the dock.
What did the patient ask when the nurse informed him that he had a-cute appendix?
-“Compared to whom?”
What did the nurse say to the patient who fainted at the airport terminal?
-You have been diagnosed with a terminal illness.
What complications arose when the hospital hired a Roman nurse?
-She only issued the IV to bed number 4.
What did the nurse say when the patient said he felt like a carrot?
-The nurse advised him not to get himself in a stew.
What happens when a hospital doesn’t have enough maternity nurses?
-They go through a grave mid-wife crisis.
What did the cookie say to the nurse?
-I am feeling crumby.