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Nurse Jokes 👩⚕️ in 2021
I strongly believe that nursing is a calling from the hard work and dedication they put in their jobs. A nurse is trained to care for and give other medical attention to the sick. Words may at times fail in the line of duty and here nurse jokes may come in handy.
Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.
Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.
Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
Why do nurses bring red magic markers into work?
-In case they have to draw blood.
What did the forgetful nurse say?
-I have a joke on amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
Why was the nurse feeling mad?
-He ran out of patients.
How do night nurses feel when they think about their early days at the hospital and want to go back?
-They feel nursetalgic.
What do you call two ITU nurses holding hands?
A ghost asked, “Nurse, can you tell me what does the X-ray of my head show?
-“Absolutely nothing!” she replied.
The teacher asked the nurse what is bacteria?
-One of them replied, “Is it a back door to the cafeteria?”
When is the worst time to have a heart attack?
– During a game of charades!
What did the balloon say to the nurse during the routine checks up?
– I am feeling light-headed.