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Nurse Jokes 👩‍⚕️ in 2023

Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.

Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.

Why nurses are always so calm?
-Because of patients.

How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.

Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.

What did the cookie say to the nurse?
-I am feeling crumby.

Why do nurses bring red magic markers into work?
-In case they have to draw blood.

What did the forgetful nurse say?
-I have a joke on amnesia, but I forget how it goes.

Why was the nurse feeling mad?
-He ran out of patients.

How do night nurses feel when they think about their early days at the hospital and want to go back?
-They feel nursetalgic.

What do you call two ITU nurses holding hands?
-A synapse.

A ghost asked, “Nurse, can you tell me what does the X-ray of my head show?
-“Absolutely nothing!” she replied.

The teacher asked the nurse what is bacteria?
-One of them replied, “Is it a back door to the cafeteria?”

When is the worst time to have a heart attack?
– During a game of charades!

What did the balloon say to the nurse during the routine checks up?
– I am feeling light-headed.

What did the patient say when the nurse informed them that they would be administering an enema?
-But is it friendly?

What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
– “Some asshole has my pen!”

Why didn’t one nurse find the other nurse’s joke funny?
-She had an irony deficiency.

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