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Nurse Jokes 👩‍⚕️ in 2022

Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.

How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.

Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.

Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.

Nurse to doctor, “There’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible.”
-Doctor, “Tell him I can’t see him.”

What did the witch say to the nurse?
-I have an appointment with the doctor; I had a dizzy spell.

What is artery?
-dy of classical paintings.

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
-It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!

Why nurses are always so calm?
-Because of patients.

What did the mattress say to the nurse?
-I think I have spring fever.

Why do nurses bring red magic markers into work?
-In case they have to draw blood.

What did the forgetful nurse say?
-I have a joke on amnesia, but I forget how it goes.

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