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Sonic jokes โšก๐Ÿฆ”๐ŸŽฎ in 2024

What did Sonic say to Shadow? “You can’t beat me, you’re just a shadow of my speed”!

What do you call Sonic when he’s being lazy? “Sonic the Hedge-sit”!

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of food? Fast food, obviously!

Why did Sonic stop playing video games? He finished them too quickly!

What do you call Sonic when he’s acting funny? “Comic the Hedgehog”!

Why doesn’t Sonic like romance novels? He prefers action-packed stories!

What’s Sonic’s favorite kind of joke? One-liners, because they’re fast!

Why can’t Sonic play baseball? He always steals home!

Why is Sonic bad at painting? He always rushes through it!

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of music? “Fast” beat!

Why doesn’t Sonic like snails? They’re too slow for his taste!

Why doesn’t Sonic use a microwave? He can cook faster than it!

Why doesn’t Sonic ever get tired? He always “runs” on adrenaline!

Why doesn’t Sonic like escalators? They’re too slow for him!

Why does Sonic love race cars? Because they’re the only thing that can keep up with him!

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of car? A “Sonic-speed” race car!

Why doesn’t Sonic like to play chess? The game is too slow for him!

Why is Sonic the best at hide and seek? By the time you start counting, he’s already hidden!

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