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Mustache Jokes in 2021

I am liking my mustache more and more every day
-its really growing on me

What did the mustache father ask his son?
-I hope you are be-shaving yourself.

Women are like the police
-Once they’ve settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache

Women are like the police
-Once they’ve settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache

Mustache:
-A must have.

Was unsure if I could pull off a mustache.
-But then the idea started to grow on me.

I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache
-And suddenly sheโ€™s not your friend anymore.

What did the man reply when he was asked, “I mustache you a question”?
-He said, “can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?”

I just don’t get some people. I mean, you compliment on their mustache out of sheer politeness…
-…and all of a sudden she hates your guts.

Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:
– โ€œYou finally found it, my secret stacheโ€

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?
-By investing in a shavings account.

My wife wants me to shave this mustache I have had since quarantine..
-But it’s been growing on me.

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