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Mustache Jokes in 2023
Mustaches are a statement that goes in and out of popularity year after year. With followers who love a good mustache to those that don’t like them, with all of the mustache jokes, puns, stickers, and even shirts, they are becoming less a choice on facial hair and more pop culture item.
An Eskimo goes to the mechanic
-the mechanic says “It looks like you blew a seal.” and the Eskimo says “No, that’s just frost on my mustache.”
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig…
-It was a blessing in disguise
The bigger the mustache and the better its appearance,
-the manlier the man.
I was thinking about shaving my mustache when November ended
-But it’s growing on me.
What did the man with the beard reply when the barber asked about trimming his mustache?
-Let it grow, let it grow, won’t hold it back anymore.
Accidentally told a joke at work today
-Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.
Co-worker: “Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?”
booskado247: “It’s growing on me.”
Accidental Comedian strikes again!
I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache.
-She didn’t take it very well.
What’s the best way of choosing which mustache style to grow?
– Eeny Meeny Miney Mo.
My wife said my mustache brought out my personality.
-I replied, “Yeah, it’s growing on me”
(Thought of this one right before sleep, I’ll check on it in the morning)
If you have a beard and wear robes, you’re a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you’re a Sorcerer…
-…and if you have a mustache and wear robes, you’re not allowed near public schools.
I moustache you a question…
-can you count the puns?
What’s worse than a man having a small mustache that he doesn’t take care of?
-A man not having any mustache at all.
Why do Italian boys always have mustaches?
-Because they want to be just like there mothers when they grow up.
Why was the man with no facial hair in pain after shaving?
-His must-ached.
I shaved my mustache after having kept it for a few years
-I hated the way I looked at first, but it’s growing on me.
I didn’t like my mustache so I decided to shave it
-Changed my mind last minute though because it had really grown on me
What would you call a mustache growing on someone’s cheek?
-A miss-tache!
what do you call a person obsessed with japanese gaming consoles?
-A Wiib.
Don’t touch my mustache.
Puns
Puns are a form of joke that helps people to use their creativity in a way that speaks to others. In a world where everyone wants to be heard, this is one way to do so and get a laugh while you do. Frowned upon in some cases a good mustache joke that comes in pun form may often be declared a dad joke or not funny at all but people still laugh at them. These are a creative outlet and silly mustache jokes are almost always well received.Big mustaches and small, all are the root of cute mustache jokes, and these often are written based upon their size and shape, the ability someone has to grow them or not, and even their colour is made fun of. Someone who can grow a large and well filled in mustache can gain respect for the results, and corny mustache jokes are sure to follow.
Food In Them
Multitudes of all kinds of short mustache jokes are made about how they are food catchers and how they can be used to store food for later. These cheesy mustache jokes are so frequent that almost anyone has probably heard a few of them over the years. Due to their immediate presence under the noise they also gather condensation in the winter, and require extra care year round to keep them clean and free of bacteria build up. Entire lines of mustache care products have been created to help care for them, keep them soft and clean, and even to help style them. Certainly having their own care products leads to whole lines of hilarious mustache jokes as well, and the cory mustache joke about the food stuck for later may be facing competition for which are the best mustache jokes ever.Mustache Combs
As part of their care mustaches have their own combs, and their own top mustache jokes address these tiny combs. Made small enough to travel easily in a pocket these are very small, almost doll sized, and spaced to accommodate the rough hairs of a mustache. Keeping food and particles out and maintaining a mustache that is free of tangles can take a lot of work, and result in a lot of clean mustache jokes. Mustache jokes for kids often aim at dads or mustache combs, or some famous mustaches that were around so long and so well cared for they became characters of their own. Some, Tom Selleck for example, have developed almost into their own personality through so much discussion and with so many people trying to copy it, and now his mustache is discussed as though separate from himself.A good mustache joke can make a family gathering more fun, can be fun when shared around friends and family who like to tease and joke with each other. They can show affection for your favourite mustached person and let them know that you are thinking of them. As a society there are often times where instead of kind or sentimental words people use jokes to show their appreciation of friends and family and to show that they care about them and are thinking about them.
Jokes used to show affection and care are fairly common. It is an accepted form of communication in many friendships and families, and shows an overall view of how society is communicating. They are a light form of fun conversation that fights the effects of stress and can help people to bond, feeling less alone and less lonely. It shows an attempt to adapt communication styles to match relationships and personalities and to encourage people to talk to each other in ways that feel comfortable and easy. As long as people are growing mustaches there will be mustache jokes, and as long as people are talking to each other there will be jokes, so funny mustache jokes are here to stay and there is no sign of them becoming less popular in the future.