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Mustache Jokes in 2024

How come people with mustaches lose them so often?
-They’re hiding right under their noses.

Which snack has a great mustache?
-A pi-stach-io.

I am liking my mustache more and more every day
-its really growing on me

What did the mustache father ask his son?
-I hope you are be-shaving yourself.

Women are like the police
-Once they’ve settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache

Women are like the police
-Once they’ve settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache

Mustache:
-A must have.

Was unsure if I could pull off a mustache.
-But then the idea started to grow on me.

I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache
-And suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

What did the man reply when he was asked, “I mustache you a question”?
-He said, “can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?”

I just don’t get some people. I mean, you compliment on their mustache out of sheer politeness…
-…and all of a sudden she hates your guts.

Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:
– “You finally found it, my secret stache”

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?
-By investing in a shavings account.

My wife wants me to shave this mustache I have had since quarantine..
-But it’s been growing on me.

Nice mustache! …oh.
-I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore..

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?
-To look more like their mom.

I mustache you a question, what looks better,
-a beard or a ‘stache?

There’s nothing better looking
-than a man with a thick, cared-for mustache.

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