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Time jokes ⏱️ in 2023

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

I’m reading a book on the history of staircases. It’s a step-by-step guide.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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