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Calculus Jokes ➗ in 2022

Why don’t calculus teachers go to bars?
-Because they don’t want to drink and derive.

Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s?
-They didn’t believe in integration.

Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
-He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

My calculus professor was late 16 minutes for his first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes for the third.
-At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

Why did the calculus teacher lose his license.
– Drinking and deriving

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can’t figure out a proof?
-He gets stumped.

Never trust calculus teachers who use graph paper.

-They’re definitely plotting something.

Don’t date a calculus teacher
– They’re gonna replace u

I once knew a guy with teeth so bad
-His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.

What wild animal is good at calculus?
– The tangent lion.

What do you call a wizard who is good at calculus?
-A mathemagician

Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?
-It’s the old meth math moth myth.

What did one calculus book say to the other?
– Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

I got arrested for doing calculus drunk.
-The officer told me to never drink and derive.

Man I really hate calculus.
-It just derives me crazy

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?
-He refused to integrate.

I failed math so many times in school
-I can’t even count simple calculus

Why are pirates the best at calculus?
-Because a true pirate never forgets the C .

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