Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Calculus Jokes ➗ in 2023

You can’t solve every problem with calculus
– It has its limits

As an IT student who failed calculus twice….
-… to this day I have Vieta flashbacks.

A Calculus student is stuck in traffic…
After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it’s lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks:

-“What am I being stopped for?”

The cop answers:

“Drinking and deriving.”

What do you call recycled calculus jokes?
– Derivative humor.

A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm.
-The cops said they were drinking and deriving.

Why is the south bad at calculus?
– They don’t know how to integrate.

Why do rednecks fail calculus?
-Because they are really bad at integrating.

I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm…
-I said,” I like my logarithms like my women, all natural”.

Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
– Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.

I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test…
– by switching to radians.

Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke
-By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit.

ln(x) is hosting a calculus party….
and all the functions are invited. Some of them are radical, at least 1/3 of them are rational, and like all parties, there are a few odd ones talking to their imaginary friends. Amidst all of this revelry, ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.

-ln(x): “What’s wrong e^x?”

e^x: “I’m so lonely!”

ln(x): “Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!”

e^x looks up and cries, “It won’t make a difference!”

Drinking alcohol is like calculus.
-You have to know your limits.

What is it called when Fergy argues with his calculus teacher?
-Plus C vs. Ferguson

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins
-It was very difficult to differentiate between them.

Newton: I’ve discovered calculus(1664).
– Leibneiz: I’ve discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

The problem with math jokes
– Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Liked these funny calculus jokes?
-Then why not share them with your friends? They would thank you.

Most Popular Categories

🡫 See all categories 🡫

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook