Calculus Jokes โž— in 2021

I hate calculus…
-I sometime wonder why I thought I should SINE up for this.

TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950’s.
-Apparently they opposed integration.

How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
-โ€œIโ€™ve told you n times, Iโ€™ve told you n+1 timesโ€ฆโ€

I had a really good discussion with my calculus professor today
-but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.

Why are the southern states so bad at calculus?
-Because they have trouble whenever they try integration.

He sits down and orders a pint. The barman notices him scribbling some notes on a napkin and asks what he’s writing.
-Calculus replies, “Oh this… I’m just working on a new formula…”

“I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” says the barman, “I can’t let you drink and derive”.

Why did the Calculus Teacher take the student’s calculator away?
-He was viewing graphic material

Why aren’t there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?
-Because everyone there hates integration.

My Calculus teacher told me:”Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead.”
– I replied:”Is that why you’re teaching Calculus?”

Ever since I failed Calculus I canโ€™t go into the woods
-Thereโ€™s too many natural logs for my liking

I didn’t fail my calculus test….
– I just gave “alternative” answers on a few problems.

Why did the calculus students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?
– They were investigating projectile lotion.

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