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Calculus Jokes ➗ in 2021

I got arrested for doing calculus drunk.
-The officer told me to never drink and derive.

Man I really hate calculus.
-It just derives me crazy

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?
-He refused to integrate.

I failed math so many times in school
-I can’t even count simple calculus

Why are pirates the best at calculus?
-Because a true pirate never forgets the C .

Our school should start a calculus club
-We would all derive fun from it

What did the calculator say to the calculus student?
-You can count on me.

A calculus joke:
-A 120 pound camera sits atop a tripod. How much force does each leg hold?

Whoops. Meant to type 130. Forgot that the camera adds 10 pounds.

A calculus joke…
– Person 1: What’s the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin!

Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why is a calculus book always unhappy?
-Because it always has lots of problems.

How does Donald Trump do calculus integration?
-He makes sure to grab it by the +c

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