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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2023

Who is the lemon’s favorite author?
– Lemony Snickett

Why was the lemon depressed?
– It lost all of its zest.

Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?
– Liz Lemon

What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
– A sour puss.

Who did the lemon rob the bank with?
– His partner in lime.

Which role in the Star Wars movie was the lemon cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream.
– I thought the streets are desserted!
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any.
It was a fruitless trip.

What do a lemon pie and my finger have in common?
– They’ve both got meringue on ’em.

My friend lost his job at the lemon factory. Because he couldn’t concentrate.

What do lemons do when they visit a house?
– They meringue the door bell.

Who is the most favourite singer of lemons?
– It must be John Lemon, for sure!

The lemon robbed the bank with its partner in lime.

Needless to say the search for the stolen lemon tree
– Remained fruitless.

Where troubles melt like lemon drops.

What did the apple say to the lemon?
– Nothing stupid… apples don’t talk.

What do we get when we cross a lemon and a cat?
– A sour puss

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are desserted!

Why was the lemon feeling depressed?
– She lost her zest for life.

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