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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2022

Why was the lemon depressed?
– It lost all of its zest.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store…
– because I cannot concentrate.

How are synagogues like lemons?
– They’re full of acidic juice.

Why was the car salesman arrested?
– For selling lemons.

Why do lemons wear sunscreen lotion?
– Because they peel.

After the lemon sleeps with a hooker, it suffers from lemon AIDS

Why was the lemon by himself?
– Because the banana split.

Who is the lemon’s favorite author?
– Lemony Snickett

Lemon tell ya… I love you so much

How do you know the lemon was bullied?
– Because it was beaten to a pulp.

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
– When lemons give you life, you probably have scurvy.

Why is lemon feeling down?
– because she lost her zest.

Why did the lemon stop running?
– He ran out of juice.

What do you call a lemon’s female parent?
– Lemom.

Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
– Because they peel.

Who did the lemon rob the bank with?
– His partner in lime.

Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
– Because they peel.

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