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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2024

Who is the lemon’s favorite author?
– Lemony Snickett

Why was the lemon depressed?
– It lost all of its zest.

Why did the lemon cross the road?
– He wanted to play squash.

Which tree has the least amount of education?
– A lemon tree.

When life gets sour, sweeten it with kindness

How did the lemon get into an easy group at the Olympics?
– Because it was well seeded.

If a lemon curd, it would.

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
– It wasn’t peeling well.

What did the lemon say when they had to get by.
– “ex-squeeze me.”

What’s Sherlock Holmes’ favourite tree?
– A lemon tree.

Why are lemons the smartest fruit?
– Because they can concentrate.

Lemons and limes like to fight.
– They are bitter rivals.

What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
– An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.

Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?
– Liz Lemon

Why did the fruit bat eat the lemon?
– Because it had appeal.

If life gives you a lemon, see a doctor immediately because you are dyslexic.

Which citrus fruit is bitter and green?
– A lemon in a green jumper.

Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some lemon Pledge.
– It helps me rise and shine in the morning.

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