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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2023

Why was the lemon depressed?
– It lost all of its zest.

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

Do you like lemons?
– Because I think they are sublime.

How long did it take for the lemon to form its zest?
– A couple sours.

Why are lemons safer than limes?
– There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.

How do you make a lemon puff?
– Chase it round the garden?

It couldn’t concentrate.
– Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
– You dill with it.

Make every day be the zest.

Why did the lemon cross the road?
– Because everyone thought he was a chicken.

What is the most common health problem in lemons?
– Sour stomach.

Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?
– Liz Lemon

What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
– A sour puss.

Who did the lemon rob the bank with?
– His partner in lime.

Which role in the Star Wars movie was the lemon cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream.
– I thought the streets are desserted!
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any.
It was a fruitless trip.

What do a lemon pie and my finger have in common?
– They’ve both got meringue on ’em.

My friend lost his job at the lemon factory. Because he couldn’t concentrate.

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