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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2022

The lemon robbed the bank with its partner in lime.

Needless to say the search for the stolen lemon tree
– Remained fruitless.

Where troubles melt like lemon drops.

What did the apple say to the lemon?
– Nothing stupid… apples don’t talk.

What do we get when we cross a lemon and a cat?
– A sour puss

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are desserted!

Why was the lemon feeling depressed?
– She lost her zest for life.

What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
– Lemon-aid

What do you get when you have a cat that eats a lemon?
– A sour puss.

What did the old lemon see before it died?
– The grim ripe-r.

Why did the lemon pie go to the dentist?
– Because it needed fillings!

You can’t put a price on slippery lemons.

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