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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2024

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
– The horse’s name is Friday!

How did the cowboy react when he bought a new yo-yo?
– He simply said, “Well, this ain’t my first yo-yo”.

Why all of a sudden, did the cowboy start making a bed made only out of straw?
– Because he wanted to feed the night mares!

What do you call a cowboy who teaches acting and singing?
– A stage coach!

What did the cowboys think about the campfire?
– They gave it GLOWING reviews.

A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly, he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.
– The man: “A carriage. Six horses. Three black, two brown, and one white.”
– The cowboy: “Wow! You can hear all of that?!”
– The man: “No, they just ran me over.”

What is the favorite type of car for all the cowboys?
– It most definitely is an Audi, partner!

Why did the cowboy ride on his horse?
– Because he was too heavy to carry!

Why do Cowboys ride their horses?
– They are way too heavy to carry!

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