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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2022

What illness can cowboys catch from their horses?
– Bronc-itis.

How does a cowboy usually greet an equestrian?
– He simply takes off his hat and says, “Howdy Neigh-bor”.

Why was the cowboy sick when he rode a wild horse in the forest?
– Because he got affected with bronc-itis!

A three-legged dog walked into the saloon and said,
– “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw!”

Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on?
– He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire?
– One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.

What does a cowboy do when he laughs his heart out?
– He doesn’t roll down in laughter, but he tumbles in it!

How do cowboys keep their cattle keep quiet?
– Press the moooote button!

What zen life lesson do cowboys teach their cows?
– Try to turn the udder cheek and moooove on.

What do ghost cowboys wear?
– BOO-ts!

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

What kind of philosophy lessons do all the cowboys teach their cows?
– They teach that when one attacks them, they will have to either move their udder cheeks or they’ll get a moooo-ve on!

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