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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2023

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
– Maple stirrups.

Why are a significant majority of cowboys all avid gamblers?
– Because they always like raising the steaks!

Why are cowboys always funny and smiling?
– Because they get many laughs by simply horsing around!

Did you know the term “Cowboy” means a man or a woman?
– For real – No Joke!

How do you warm up a frozen cowboy?
– Yee thaw!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
– Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Why did the cowboy kill an artist when he went to the new west town?
– He simply thought that the artist was going to draw!

What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat?
– T-Tex

What’s it called when cowboys eat beans at high noon?
– A toot-out at the O.K. Corral.

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