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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2024

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

What do you call a takeout low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
– A saddle light dish.

What do the Cowboys and the post office have in common?
– Neither deliver on Sundays.

For their lunch and dinner, where does a cowboy cook the dishes?
– He usually cooks them on the range!

What does it mean when a cowboy finds a horseshoe?
– His horse is walking around in his socks!

Why don’t cowboys shoo the flies buzzing around them?
– It’s easier to let them go bare foot.

Why did the cowboy pinstripe his truck?
– He needed a pick up line.

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Heywood.

– Heywood who?

– Heywood you please hand me that lasso!

What special characteristic did the artist cowboy have in his forte?
– He was excellent at drawing!

Which is a cowboy’s favourite soccer team?
– Spurs!

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