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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2023

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?
– So they can fit three in the pickup.

Why was the cowboy sad?
– He couldn’t giddy-up.

While meeting others, how does a German cowboy greet them?
– He greets them by saying, Audi!

How did the cowboy know his cattle were following him without even looking?
– He herd them!

What did the Cowboy say to the pencil?
– Draw! Partner!

What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?
– “Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!”

What is the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
– The baby will stop whining after a while.

What would you call a cowboy who has just retired?
– You say that he has been de-ranged!

What do cowboys put on their salads?
– Ranch dressing!

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