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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2022

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
– Maple stirrups.

Why are a significant majority of cowboys all avid gamblers?
– Because they always like raising the steaks!

Why are cowboys always funny and smiling?
– Because they get many laughs by simply horsing around!

Did you know the term “Cowboy” means a man or a woman?
– For real – No Joke!

How do you warm up a frozen cowboy?
– Yee thaw!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
– Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Why did the cowboy kill an artist when he went to the new west town?
– He simply thought that the artist was going to draw!

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat?
– T-Tex

What’s it called when cowboys eat beans at high noon?
– A toot-out at the O.K. Corral.

What did the catholic cowboy do when he met the father of the church on his confession visit?
– He greeted him by saying, “Howdy Pardoner!”

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