Boomer jokes ๐Ÿ‘ต in 2021

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called “boomer”?
-The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

“They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

What do Dutch baby boomers eat for breakfast?
-Holland oats

Who was the original OK Boomer?
-Timothy McVeigh

boomers: snowflake
millenials: ok boomer
-boomers: this is illegal discrimination

Excuse me, are you a boomer in real estate property?
-because I’m about to pump my liquid assets into you

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?
-KaBoom!

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

What is a phonecall by a Boomer called?
– Boomerang !

We went from “okay, boomer”..
-to “you okay, boomer?” in like a week.

Did you here about the old guy who gave toddlers dynamite?
-He was a Baby Boomer

Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months
-and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
The Quaranteens

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