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Boomer jokes ๐Ÿ‘ต in 2021

Why don’t boomers like to use AC or DC?
– They hate anything that is current

What’s a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?
-Take what you can, give nothing back!

What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?
-BoomerAng.

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– They wonโ€™t do it, theyโ€™re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

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-you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth millennial

My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
-I said, “Ok, boomer.”

How does the kid tell you that their grandparents called?
-60s kids: Grandma called.

70s kids: Gramps called.

80s kids: Granny called.

90s kids: Grandmother called.

Kids now: Boomerang.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.
-You know what we’ll miss when we’re old? Trees.

What happens when a Karen runs into a Boomer?
-Kaboom.

The COVID-19 pandemic is probably going to lead to a new baby boom parented by Millenials…
-Baby Boomers 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just got a call from my australian grandpa!
-A boomer rang.

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

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