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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2023

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

Just heard this little bit of boomer humour
-A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, ‘are you not afraid mortal?’…

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero
-It’s called the “0K Boomer”

this is an OK Boomer
– Sooner Schooner

I’m 66 years old, and I’m just beginning to understand what I want to be when I grow up.
– So, I guess that makes me a late boomer.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial…
-so now Baby Boomers can add “Journalists” to their list of “things Millennials are killing”.

I didn’t know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
– OK boomer!

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.
-It’s the boomerang efffect

Why do Baby Boomers use multiple ellipses?
– like they’re plotting our murders??

So I was at a class at school, and then boomer explosion. lots of dead.
– I shoot at the peope too haha, goodbye class. Scary

Whats a boomers weapon of choice?
-A boomerang.
I hate my life.

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?
-Because they hate change.

What do you call a boomer with a bomb strapped to his chest?
-A boomer..

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

I was born in 1988, so you might think I’m a millennial But please don’t assume my generation.
-I actually identify as a baby boomer.

What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber’s manifesto?
– Ok boomer.

I may not be the best boomer in the world…
-But I am an OK boomer.

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