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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2023

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

Don’t believe books save lives?
-Dinosaurs didn’t read. Now they’re extinct.

Thanos: I am inevitable
-Iron Man: ok boomer

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, they’ll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called “boomer”?
-The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

“They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

What do Dutch baby boomers eat for breakfast?
-Holland oats

Who was the original OK Boomer?
-Timothy McVeigh

boomers: snowflake
millenials: ok boomer
-boomers: this is illegal discrimination

Excuse me, are you a boomer in real estate property?
-because I’m about to pump my liquid assets into you

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

What is a phonecall by a Boomer called?
– Boomerang !

We went from “okay, boomer”..
-to “you okay, boomer?” in like a week.

Did you here about the old guy who gave toddlers dynamite?
-He was a Baby Boomer

Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months
-and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
The Quaranteens

I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.
– I said “That’s pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance.”

I was going to say “Boomer Humor” needs to be a subreddit
– but that’s basically what this sub is

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