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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2022

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

How does the kid tell you that their grandparents called?
-60s kids: Grandma called.

70s kids: Gramps called.

80s kids: Granny called.

90s kids: Grandmother called.

Kids now: Boomerang.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.
-You know what we’ll miss when we’re old? Trees.

What happens when a Karen runs into a Boomer?
-Kaboom.

The COVID-19 pandemic is probably going to lead to a new baby boom parented by Millenials…
-Baby Boomers 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just got a call from my australian grandpa!
-A boomer rang.

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

he Boomer Generation was born between 1946 and 1964.
– Ang Lee was born in 1954.

Ang Lee is a boomer.

Boomer Ang Lee.

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”
-It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

please sign my petition for the Oklahoma City Thunder
-to rename themselves the OK boomers

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

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