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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2022

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.
-When she said ” you millenials are so addicted to technology” I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

Gonna ruin thanksgiving this year by saying ok boomer
-after the family prayer

What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
-OK boomer.

How do boomers change a lightbulb
-They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

I named my broken phone “ok boomer”. Last night, someone from Sydney called. I was surprised:
-Ok boomer rang

Why do so many Baby Boomers type so dang hard/loud?
– Does it have something to do with the first keyboards needing more force?

You either have ability…
…or you’re nobility.
-BOOMER roasted. Take that, bourgeoise.

Why don’t boomers like to use AC or DC?
– They hate anything that is current

What’s a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?
-Take what you can, give nothing back!

What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?
-BoomerAng.

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

boomer are you ok, are you ok, are you ok boomer boomer are you ok, are you ok, are you ok boomer
-you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth millennial

My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
-I said, “Ok, boomer.”

How does the kid tell you that their grandparents called?
-60s kids: Grandma called.

70s kids: Gramps called.

80s kids: Granny called.

90s kids: Grandmother called.

Kids now: Boomerang.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.
-You know what we’ll miss when we’re old? Trees.

What happens when a Karen runs into a Boomer?
-Kaboom.

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