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Biology jokes ๐Ÿง  in 2021

Why canโ€™t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
-Because it canโ€™t make food without the light!

I think I’m failing my marine biology class.
-My grade is below C level.

How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
-Romeostasis.

Where do hippos go to university?
-Hippocampus.

A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower
-He says “Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!”

Teacher: โ€œWhat is the definition of a protein?โ€
-Student: โ€œA protein is something that is made up of mean old acids.โ€

What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi.
-I like your body, and the Golgi said it’s complex.

The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest organ…
-Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!

My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is…
-I replied, “where Native Americans live.”

What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi?
-โ€œI like your body,โ€ and the Golgi said, โ€œItโ€™s complex.โ€

I think I’m failing my marine biology class
-My grade is below C level.

Yโ€™all want to hear a potassium joke?
– K.

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