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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2024

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
– … speak for themselves

Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
-Because it can’t make food without the light!

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The Nucleus

I once lied in biology class and told everyone I could touch the tiny hairs in my nose – They all laughed.
-I’d never felt cilia.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
-I like your “style.”

What is blood’s message to the world?
-B Positive.

Is biology the study of living organisms…
-Or just two ology’s..

A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect….
-Apparently, he was ambidextrose.

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
-One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

What did Cinderella say while reading Biology?
-I hate Mitosis

My sister stepped on my toe.
-Me being a biology student , I shouted – MITOSIS

A male frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her in a bar?”
-“No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”

Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.
*One girl felt shy and looked down*
-A boy shouted : Mam, she’s copying.

What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?
-Chemotaxis.

What would you call the scientific study of real estate?
-Homology.

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson…
-Apparently it’s called an “Eye disection” not “Eye digestion

How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon?
-He caught the garter snake.

Why can’t a plant be on the darkside of the Force?
-Because it can’t make food without the light!

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