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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2022

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
– … speak for themselves

Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
-Because it can’t make food without the light!

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The Nucleus

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
-Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
-Photosympathize

What did the avid recyclers name their triplets?
-Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

So We were learning about cell division in biology class today.
-I ended up stubbing my toe somehow and i had to go home because it hurt so bad.
When my sister asked what hurt, i said “mitosis.”

I wish I was adenine…
-Then I could get paired with U

What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
-Designer jeans.

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
-They had no chemistry et. al..

My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..
-Mitosis

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-An itsy bitsy book.

A fourth grade biology teacher is asking a series of questions to her students
-Eventually she asks “What part of the body can grow ten times its normal size when stimulated?”

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.
-He comes upon a question: “What separates the head from the body?”

Ahmed answers: “The axe”

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-A fsh.

I watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors and biology of cattle..
– “Graze Anatomy”.

What is blood’s message to the world?
-B Positive.

Why are all the viruses gone?
-They “flu” away.

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