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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2024

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
– … speak for themselves

Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
-Because it can’t make food without the light!

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The Nucleus

Biology tell me you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
-But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
-You can’t hear an enzyme!

What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
-“Mitosis!”

What is the study of real estate?
-Homology

I just downloaded my Biology notes but couldn’t open them.
-We were studying the helicase. I then had to Unzip the file to open

I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one.
-To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea…

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The nucleus.

What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
-Biodegraded

What did the femur say to the patella?
-I kneed you.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
-He was a man of many cultures.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
-Guess my thymine was off.

My Biology teacher told me ants are female
– The males are called uncles

Why was the scuba diver failing biology?
-Because he was below “C” level.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
-Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
-Photosympathize

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