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Skinny jokes in 2024

Why did the skinny guy start drinking protein shakes? To bulk up his drinking arm.

Why don’t skinny guys play football? They’re too light to tackle.

What do you call a skinny guy with a lisp? A ssssskinny guy.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to be mistaken for driftwood.

Why did the skinny guy become a professor? He heard they needed a walking skeleton for their anatomy class.

What do you call a group of skinny people? A thin crowd.

How do you know when a skinny guy is dehydrated? His eyes are so sunken, they’re in the back of his head.

Why did the skinny guy cross the road? To get to the other side… of the buffet.

Why did the skinny guy become a firefighter? He heard they needed poles for the firehouse.

What do you call a skinny guy with a sunburn? A red twig.

What do you call a skinny guy with a guitar? A walking music stand.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to take his shirt off at the beach? He didn’t want to show off his rib cage.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to take his shirt off at the pool? He was afraid he’d blind someone with his whiteness.

How do you make a skinny guy laugh? Tell him a fat joke.

How do you make a skinny guy feel better about himself? Tell him he’s saving money on clothes, because he only needs one size.

Why did the skinny guy join the Navy? He heard they were looking for mast poles.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the trampoline park? He was afraid he’d bounce too high… and never come down.

How do you know when a skinny guy is full? When he starts to disappear.

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