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Skinny jokes in 2023

How do you know when a skinny guy is full? When he starts to disappear.

What do you call a skinny guy who’s good at math? A skinny-nerd.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go camping? He was afraid he’d be mistaken for a sapling.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a hike? He was afraid he’d get blown away by the wind.

How do you know when a skinny guy is happy? When he’s standing sideways, he looks like a smiley face.

How do you know when a skinny guy is in love? When he’s hugging his significant other, you can see through his ribcage.

Why did the skinny guy go to the doctor? He was tired of being a walking stick figure.

Why did the skinny guy become a model? He heard they didn’t have to eat much.

What do you call a skinny guy with a big ego? A walking toothpick.

What do you call a skinny guy with a big personality? A toothpick with a megaphone.

Why did the skinny guy start eating carbs? He wanted to put some meat on his spaghetti arms.

Why did the skinny guy become a magician’s assistant? He figured he could fit into small boxes.

What do you call a skinny guy in a suit? A wire hanger.

How do you make a skinny guy mad? Call him a toothpick.

Why did the skinny guy become a comedian? He figured he could stand-up for himself.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the circus? He was afraid he’d be mistaken for a tightrope.

What do you call a skinny guy with a big appetite? An illusion.

What do you call a skinny guy with a fancy car? A toothpick in a limousine.

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