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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2024

Why did the car break up with the gas station? It found a better fuel.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being taken for a ride.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the credit card reader? It couldn’t swipe right.

What do you call a car that runs on pickles? A dill-wheel.

What do you call a car that runs on ice cream? A sundae driver.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the microwave? It was a heat and run relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on corn? A kernel cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on fire? An inferno-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on soda? A fizz wagon.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was tired of being pumped around.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being used all the time.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the lotto machine? It was a gamble he wasn’t willing to take.

What do you call a car that runs on flowers? A petal-powered vehicle.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the cigarette lighter? It was a dangerous relationship.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being fueled by lies.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It found a diesel-ightful new partner.

What do you call a car that runs on hope? An optimistic cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on laughs instead of gas? A chuckle-mobile.

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