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Senior jokes 👴 in 2024

How do you know a senior is happy? They’re smiling while their teeth are still in their mouth.

Why do seniors always talk about the “good old days”? Because they were good and they were old.

What do you call a senior who’s always complaining? A grumpy old man or woman.

What do you call a senior who can’t remember anything? A forget-me-not.

How do you know a senior is a prankster? They put the TV remote in the fridge just to mess with their grandkids.

Why did the senior cross the road? To get to the other side of the century.

Why don’t seniors ever go on roller coasters? They don’t want to risk breaking a hip.

Why don’t seniors ever want to leave their homes? They don’t want to risk missing a rerun of Matlock.

What do you call a senior who’s always on the go? An Energizer Bunny on Viagra.

What do you call an elderly magician? An old wizard.

How many seniors does it take to tell a story? Just one, but it’ll probably take all day.

Why don’t seniors use computers? They’re afraid they’ll catch a virus.

Why don’t seniors ever watch the news? They’ve already seen it all before.

Why don’t seniors ever lend each other money? They don’t want to risk breaking even.

What do you call a senior who’s still in shape? A gym-nast.

How many seniors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they’ll probably take a nap halfway through.

Why don’t seniors play hide and seek? Because they don’t know if anyone is looking for them.

How many seniors does it take to change a TV channel? None, they just keep flipping through until they find something interesting.

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