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Microbiologist Jokes 👩‍🔬🦠 in 2023

Why are microbiologists always so happy?
– Because they look at the little things in life

Our favorite bumper sticker:
– “Support bacteria; it is the only culture we have left.”

What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?
– Woopea!

Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants?
– He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.

What did the male bacteria say to the female bacteria?
– Who needs biology when we have chemistry!

I saw a microbiologist today.
– He was much bigger than I imagined.

Where do hippos go to university?
– Hippocampus.

My friend is a very well-read microbiologist.
– He knows a little about a lot of things and a lot about little things.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
– I like your “style.”

What is the only thing worse than a mecium?
– A paramecium.

Why did the microbiologist cross the road?
– To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
– To get to the other slide.

Met a microbiologist this morning
– He was bigger than I expected.

What did the avid recyclers name their triplets?
– Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.

What is the definition of paramecium?
– Two Latin mice.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed…
– Guess my thymine was off.

We just hired a new molecular biologist.
– Wow, isn’t she small?

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