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Microbiologist Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿฆ  in 2021

Why are microbiologists always so happy?
– Because they look at the little things in life

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– An itsy bitsy book.

What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
– Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

What do you call a cab that provides drug therapy?
– Chemotaxis.

What do football players wear on their heads?
– Helminth.

Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
– The problem with your gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Teacher: โ€œWhat is the definition of a protein?โ€
– Student: โ€œA protein is something that is made up of mean old acids.โ€

My friend is a very well-read microbiologist.
– He knows a little about a lot of things and a lot about little things.

What is โ€œHIJKLMNOโ€?
– H2O

Where do protozoa go to practice long jumping?
– The hopper.

What did the endoplasmic reticulum say to the Golgi?
– โ€œI like your body,โ€ it said.
– Golgi replied, โ€œItโ€™s complex.โ€

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