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Microbiologist Jokes 👩‍🔬🦠 in 2022

Why are microbiologists always so happy?
– Because they look at the little things in life

Our favorite bumper sticker:
– “Support bacteria; it is the only culture we have left.”

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
– I like your “style.”

Why did the microbiologist cross the road?
– To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
– To get to the other slide.

Met a microbiologist this morning
– He was bigger than I expected.

What did the avid recyclers name their triplets?
– Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.

What is the definition of paramecium?
– Two Latin mice.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed…
– Guess my thymine was off.

We just hired a new molecular biologist.
– Wow, isn’t she small?

Don’t drink water while studying…
– chemistry states that concentration decreases upon adding water.

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