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Cookie Jokes ๐Ÿช in 2021

What do you call a passed out cookie?
– Limp Biskit.

What do you do when your DNA cookie is undercooked?
– You make it CRISPR.

Two cookies in an oven.
– One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, โ€œItโ€™s really hot in here.โ€

Why did the baker get homesick?
– He tossed his cookies.

What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?

– Cookie crumbs.

What do you call a redhead freaking out at a cookie store?
– A Ginger Snap

Gilligan eats the last package of cookies on the island.
– Ginger snaps.

I still remember my first fortune cookie…
– …and how much it tasted like paper.

Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?
– Because they had a lot of dough.

You and me are the perfect batch.

US websites use cookies to track you
– British websites use biscuits

– >!French websites use croissants!<

Website: We use cookies to improve performance.
– Me: Same

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