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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2024

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies
– Are The Reason I Have Trust Issues !

My fortune cookie said my dreams would become reality
– Great…

– So, I’ll be in my underwear at school, late for a class I can’t find, and my teeth will fall out.

– Thanks, fortune cookie.

What do you call a metric cookie?
– A gram cracker.

An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat.
– It looks like he’s going to make it, but he was badly battered.

When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk
– Somehow he found out and killed my dad!

Senator: You said Facebook has cookies correct?
– Zucc: Yes Senator that is correct, Facebook does use cookies.

– Senator: Where can I get some of those cookies and how are they made?

– Zucc: I’m sorry senator I don’t know wha…

– Senator: *repeats question but LOUDER*

– Zucc: Senator I…

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he’s feeling crummy.

Life is what you bake it.

What do you call a drawing of a laughing cookie?
– A snicker-doodle

I went online looking for some new recipies for dessert.
– I clicked on accept cookies, but I’m still waiting for them to show up.

What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?
– Thoreos.

How does a German cookie greet people?
– Gluten-tag.

How does a German cookie greet people?

– Gluten-tag.

What did the martial artist say when I asked if could have all his cookies?
– He said not all of them, but I could tae kwon do.

Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?
– It was a desserted island.

Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?
– He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!

What did the intergalactic cookie say to the other intergalactic cookie?
– Beam me up biscotti.

I’m looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle.
– Mem-Oreo Day.

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