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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2023

What do you call a metric cookie?
– A gram cracker.

What kind of cookie does a crazy professor who only uses apple products prefer?
– Macademia Nut

I found an easy cookie recipe that said to put all the ingredients in one bowl and beat it.
– I’m not sure what good it did though, when I came back nothing had changed.

Where do witches bake their cookies?
– In a coven.

Keep calm and eat cookies.

What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?
– Snickerdoodle

What does a programmer say after reading the fortune they get from a fortune cookie?
– Embed

I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
– They smell just like burned toast

What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?
– Chocolate chimp cookies!

Today I got an empty fortune cookie.

– It was very unfortunate.

My fortune cookie said that something positive would happen to me this week and it finally happened!!!
– Guys do you know what this coronavirus thing is?

Why do basketball players love cookies?
– Because they can dunk them!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?
– Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!

Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie?
– It’s a bit chewy.

My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

– I replied, “Sorry I’m fresh out of computer chips.”

– Now it’s asking me for a byte of cookies.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies…
– But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

This site uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on the site. By continuing to use the site, you agree to accept these cookies.
– I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

I found an easy cookie recipe that said to put all the ingredients in one bowl and beat it.
– I’m not sure what good it did though, when I came back nothing had changed.

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