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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2022

What did the martial artist say when I asked if could have all his cookies?
– He said not all of them, but I could tae kwon do.

Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?
– It was a desserted island.

Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?
– He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!

What did the intergalactic cookie say to the other intergalactic cookie?
– Beam me up biscotti.

I’m looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle.
– Mem-Oreo Day.

The fortune cookie I got with my chinese food today was weird…
– It said, ”FREE ME FROM THIS FACTORY
– Lucky Numbers 23.5° N, 121.0° E”

At work they gave us cookies to remember the Apollo 11 launch.
– I can’t wait for the Apollo 1 memorial BBQ!

What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?
– Snickerdoodle.

My male friend with two red headed parents got turned into a cookie today

– Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.

A CEO, a laborer, and an immigrant are at a table
– the table has 20 cookies. The CEO takes 19 cookies and says to the laborer, “look out, that immigrant is trying to take your cookie!”

What do you call a cookie that draws funny pictures?
– A Snickerdoodle!

What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry?
– Cook-keys!

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