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Gardening jokes 👨‍🌾🌳✂️🌱 in 2022

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

How do you actually make an apple puff?
– By chasing it around the garden.

What was lettuce told to do at a garden party?
– To turnip the beet.

What name would be given to an angry pea?
– Grump-pea!

Why do trees have so many friends?
– Because they branch out.

“Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes.
– Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face.”

Why did the gardener quit?
– His celery wasn’t high enough

What did the cucumber say when he saw the plane?
– Cor-jet!

What would a bee say to the flower?
– Hello honey.

How do succulents confess their feelings?
– By saying, “Aloe you so much!”

Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
– So they won’t stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

Which rock song did the gardener listen to while plucking herbs?
– ‘Sweet Chive o’ Mine’.

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