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Gardening jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒณโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ in 2021

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
– To change his jockeys.

Why is The Hulk considered a very good gardener?
– Because he has got green fingers.

Where do farmers send their kids to study?
– Kinder-garden.

What would you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
– A broc-collie!

What did the tomato plants say in their family picnic?
– “Let’s ketchup!”

“How do you compare apples and oranges?
– By their nutritional value.”

What is the gardener’s favourite novel?
– War and Peas

What vegetable is always cold?
– A chili.

What kind of flowers should you give your mother?
– Chrysanthe-mum.

When did the farmer decide to dance?
– When he drops the beet.

My wife’s a water sign. I’m an earth sign.
– Together we make mud.

Why does Elton John not like Iceburg lettuce?
– Because he is more of a Rocket Man.

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