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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2024

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
– But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Q: Why are hiking shops so diverse?

– A: Because they employ people from all walks of life.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

RV!

RV who?

RV there yet or not?

What did the llama say when his cousin asked him if he wanted to go camping?
– He was thrilled, so he ran off, shouting, “Alpaca tent!”

Where do ants always like to go camping?
– In Frants.

Q: How do you communicate with a fish?

– A: Drop it a line

Went camping with Crowded House.
– They all had four-season-in-one-day sleeping bags

Why are the people that go camping on the 1st of April always tired?
– It’s because they all have recently finished a 31 day March.

Where do all the sharks go camping?
– They go to Finland.

How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
– They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.

Q: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping?

– A: Murder within tent

An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter.

– Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…

How would you describe a happy camper?
– Content.

How do computer programmers make a little extra money in the time of summer?
– They take on some part-time jobs helping the campers get rid of the bugs.

Why don’t mummies go camping?
– It gets too relaxing, they might unwind!

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip?
– Take two of them with you.

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