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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2022

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?

– A: Don’t sleep too long in it!

Your mum’s so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

How did the campers realize that their seaside camping trip was getting boring?
– When one night, the tide went out and didn’t come back.

What does Barry Allen never forget to take when he goes on camping trips?
– The flashlight.

What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?
– A Bear-el of laughs!

Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients?
– He was found with criminal in-tent.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Matt!

Matt who?

Matt-resses at this camp are hard as rocks.

Do you know the joke about the skunk who went camping?
– Yes, it was stinky.

A 12-year-old boy asks his father where he can go to the toilet. The father replies, “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods — you can go to the toilet wherever you want.” After 5 minutes, the boy returns to the camp, where his father asked where he went to the toilet. “In your tent,” the boy replied.

Q: Where does a camper keep his money?

– A: In the River Bank!

I wasn’t sure about camping but a guy roped me into it.

If RVers don’t have any lawn decorations, then what do they have?
– Mobile Gnomes.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Arthur!

Arthur who?

Arthur any spiders at the campsite?

Did you hear the one about the skunk and it’s camping trip?
– Eh, never mind, it really stinks…

Q: If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

– A: By its bark.

Q: Can a frog jump higher than the average tent?
– A: Of course, tents can’t jump.

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