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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2023

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
– But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?

– A: Root beer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?
– It’s okay. He woke up.

What warning did the insurance companies give to the campers?
– They warned them, “If your tent gets stolen at night, we can’t cover you.”

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?


Kent who?

Kent you please paddle any faster?

Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?

– A: Swimming trunks!

I’ve always wanted to try camping
– But I’ve heard it’s really in tents

What did the lake say when it saw the sailboat at the campsite?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Where do all the cows go camping?
– They go to upstate Moo York.

What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags?
– Burritos

Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?

– A: Don’t sleep too long in it!

Your mum’s so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

How did the campers realize that their seaside camping trip was getting boring?
– When one night, the tide went out and didn’t come back.

What does Barry Allen never forget to take when he goes on camping trips?
– The flashlight.

What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?
– A Bear-el of laughs!

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