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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2023

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Q: Why do trees have so many friends?

– A: They branch out.

I lost my job keeping people warm at the campsite.
– “You’re fired wood,” they said

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. So let’s go camping.

Why couldn’t the bike ever go camping?
– Because it was two tired.

What do you say to a tent with a split personality?
– You’re two tents?

Q: Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?

– A: Two tents

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.

– I couldn’t find any.

Why is flaked tuna a good product for both dolphins and campers?
– Because it’s very useful for all in-tents and porpoises.

What happened when the camper paddling on a river in winter lit a fire because he felt cold?
– He discovered that he can’t have his kayak and heat it too.

Why didn’t the bike go camping?
– It was 2 tired.

If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while.
– They’re normally around 90 degrees.

What would you call the camper that drove through frozen rain?
– Van Hailin’.

Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day?
– He couldn’t find any.

After Little Johnny came back from another walk on the nature trail, he told his mother that he learned why ants don’t get sick.
– “Because they have little anty-bodies,” he said.

Q: Why did the camp warden quit his job?

– A: Because it was always in tents.

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.
– I couldn’t find any.

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