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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2024

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
– But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Q: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping?

– A: Murder within tent

An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter.

– Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…

How would you describe a happy camper?
– Content.

How do computer programmers make a little extra money in the time of summer?
– They take on some part-time jobs helping the campers get rid of the bugs.

Why don’t mummies go camping?
– It gets too relaxing, they might unwind!

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip?
– Take two of them with you.

What would you call a bunch of grizzlies that go camping and crack up around a campfire?
– It’d be called a bear-el of laughter.

Did you hear about Elwood that got fired from his job of keeping people warm at campsites?
– They told him, “You’re fired wood.”

What kind of warm drink helps every camper relax when they’re out camping in the woods?
– Camp-omile tea.

Q: Why do trees have so many friends?

– A: They branch out.

I lost my job keeping people warm at the campsite.
– “You’re fired wood,” they said

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. So let’s go camping.

Why couldn’t the bike ever go camping?
– Because it was two tired.

What do you say to a tent with a split personality?
– You’re two tents?

Q: Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?

– A: Two tents

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