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Camping jokes ๐Ÿ•๏ธ in 2021

Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?

– A: Donโ€™t sleep too long in it!

Your mumโ€™s so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

How did the campers realize that their seaside camping trip was getting boring?
– When one night, the tide went out and didn’t come back.

What does Barry Allen never forget to take when he goes on camping trips?
– The flashlight.

What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?
– A Bear-el of laughs!

Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients?
– He was found with criminal in-tent.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Matt!

Matt who?

Matt-resses at this camp are hard as rocks.

Do you know the joke about the skunk who went camping?
– Yes, it was stinky.

A 12-year-old boy asks his father where he can go to the toilet. The father replies, โ€œThatโ€™s the beauty of camping in the woods โ€” you can go to the toilet wherever you want.โ€ After 5 minutes, the boy returns to the camp, where his father asked where he went to the toilet. โ€œIn your tent,โ€ the boy replied.

Q: Where does a camper keep his money?

– A: In the River Bank!

I wasnโ€™t sure about camping but a guy roped me into it.

If RVers don’t have any lawn decorations, then what do they have?
– Mobile Gnomes.

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