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Knee jokes 🦵 in 2022

One of my knees is much bigger than the other. I wish they were in harmo-knee.

I’ve just been on Trip Advisor
– Absolutely no help about a twisted ankle and a grazed knee

What should you call a knee that is extremely small in size?
– It should be called tiknee!

What is the name of the person who takes care of knee-related diseases and problems?
– Well, you call her a na-knee!

My wife and I had a huge argument today. By the time we were finished, she was on her knees begging…
– for me to come out from under the bed and act like an adult.

What happens when your knee operation goes wrong?
– Iroknee?

– A couple gets married and go on a honeymoon, they get to the hotel and go up to their room. They start to get ready for bed.

They had never seen each other naked, so, he stood in from of her and took off his trousers, both of his knees are twisted and scarred.

She asked him “what happened to your knees”? he said, “oh, I had kneessles when I was a child.” She said, “oh you mean measles?”

He said, “no, Kneessles, it’s a condition affecting the knees”

He took off his socks and his toes were all mangled. She asked, “what happened to your toes?”

He said, “Oh, I had toelio when I was a child.” She said, “don’t you mean polio?” he said “no toelio, it affects the toes”

He then takes off his underpants. She looks and says, “oh, I see you had a bad case of smallcox.”

What do you call a knee that can grant you three magical wishes?
– We call it a ge-knee!

What did the italian baker say to the paramedics after the mafia broke his knees with a pan?

Barbie sure has a lot of nice things
– For a woman who’s knees don’t bend

If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
– Tunnel Vision

Two different doctors worked together on my knee surgery
It was a joint operation

Last night I was just browsing the web when the wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. “Oh, I’m just looking around for some cheap flights.” I replied. She got all excited, smiled widely and then came over to my desk, got on her knees, undid my fly and gave me a tremendous blowie!
Don’t ask me why though. She’s never shown any interest in darts before this.

What did the Indian knee surgery expert love to have as dessert?
– He loves to have chut-knee!

At the end of our last argument, my wife was on her hands and knees before me!
– And then she said: “Get out from under the couch, you coward!”

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
– That’s just how I roll.

What was the smaller model of the knee on which the doctors liked to demonstrate knee replacement surgery known as?
– It was known as a Mi-knee model!

When I was 10, I fell down during recess at school
– When I got up, I noticed Ihad a rock embedded in my knee and my friend was pointing & laughing at me. So I dug the rock out and whipped it at him- hitting him right in the forehead.
That was the only time I ever passed a kid knee stone.

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