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Knee jokes 🦵 in 2023

Mickley Mouse: “My knee hurts!”
Doctor: “Which knee?”
Mickey: “Disney.”

If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
– Tunnel Vision

Two different doctors worked together on my knee surgery
It was a joint operation

Last night I was just browsing the web when the wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. “Oh, I’m just looking around for some cheap flights.” I replied. She got all excited, smiled widely and then came over to my desk, got on her knees, undid my fly and gave me a tremendous blowie!
Don’t ask me why though. She’s never shown any interest in darts before this.

What did the Indian knee surgery expert love to have as dessert?
– He loves to have chut-knee!

At the end of our last argument, my wife was on her hands and knees before me!
– And then she said: “Get out from under the couch, you coward!”

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
– That’s just how I roll.

What was the smaller model of the knee on which the doctors liked to demonstrate knee replacement surgery known as?
– It was known as a Mi-knee model!

When I was 10, I fell down during recess at school
– When I got up, I noticed Ihad a rock embedded in my knee and my friend was pointing & laughing at me. So I dug the rock out and whipped it at him- hitting him right in the forehead.
That was the only time I ever passed a kid knee stone.

I was on a plane recently and the flight attendant was doing the safety announcement ‘In the event of an emergency please put your head between your knees” and a voice at the back of the plane shouted out..
– ” If I could do that I wouldn’t be flying to Thailand”….

When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees
– Sycamore

My legs can’t be apart, they’re so kneedy!

what are cows knees called?
– burger joints

What do you call the knees that are calm and at peace all the time?
– You call them harmo-knee!

What is the name of the cute rabbit who has knees in the shape of bread?
– You call him a bun-knee!

You have to get a knee operation, ortho you thought.

Why did the patient want the nurse to be with her while going to the operation theater for a knee replacement surgery?
– Because she wanted to be accompa-knee-d!

What do you call when a knee surgery expert is acting all haywire?
– You can say that he has lost his sa-knee-ty!

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