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Knee jokes 🦵 in 2024

Mickley Mouse: “My knee hurts!”
Doctor: “Which knee?”
Mickey: “Disney.”

At the end of our last argument, my wife was on her hands and knees before me!
And then she said: “Get out from under the couch, you coward!”

A blond goes to the doctors and explains ‘everywhere on my body hurts real bad’ . So the doc says ‘please show me where’. So she’s touches her elbow , ouch ! Touches her knee , oh it hurts , touches her nose , oh my that hurts !
– The doctor reply’s , no wonder you are blond .. your finger is broken !!

Got rejected by long term girlfriend,after I took her to dinner at a fancy restaurant,mustered up the courage,got down on my knee and finally proposed
– A threesome with my wife.

Why did the knee surgeon have a lot of food every day?
– This was because he was a case of gluto-knee!

Which athlete was the first to take a knee?
– Tonya Harding.

My niece calls me her ankle. I call her my knees
– We are a joint family

What is the kind of knee that blows out smoke?
– We call it a chimknee!

What do you call a knee that has never been seen before anywhere in the world?
– You call it u-knee-que!

My dad works for a company that focuses on the health of the lower 3/4 of the body, and yesterday he just became the CEO.
– Now he’s the Head of Shoulders, Knees, and Toes!

“Why have you got those marks on your knees?”
her friend asked.
“Oh, it’s making love, doggie style.”
“Well, why don’t you change positions?”
“I’m willing, but the dog isn’t.”

Don’t you think leg puns can get a bit cor-knee?

When I was a lad, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa.
– I accidentally took a misstep and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried.I’d always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.I’ll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones.

What is the name of the famous knee that is a big tourist attraction and brings in a lot of revenue?
– It is known as the mo-knee!

Why were the jokes about knee surgery so hilarious that they were knee slappers?
– This was because they were very fun-knee!

You haven’t had growing pains yet?
– You kneed to hurry up!

Why do doctors give special attention to the knees of little children?
– This is because they are kid-knees!

Apart from a cap, what else does a knee like to wear?
– Well, the knee absolutely loves to wear the beaknee!

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