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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2024

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

What do you get when a duck lays an egg on a hill?
-An eggroll

Why did the duck sleep under the car?
– Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

Why do all ducks fly south for the winter?
-Because it’s too far to walk.

What did the duck say when the waitress came?
-Put it on my bill!

Why did the duck cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What do ducks grow on?
-Eggplants.

Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “Quack quack.”
-Then the other said, “Hey, I was about to say that!”

What do you call malware on a Kindle?
-A bookworm.+B65

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