Duck jokes ๐Ÿฆ† in 2021

What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus?
-A Christmas quacker.

Whatโ€™s a duckโ€™s favorite ballet?
-The Nutquacker.

What did the duck say to the waiter when the check came?
– Put it on my bill please.

Why do ducks check the news?
-For the feather forecast.

Why do ducks quack?
-Well, because they can’t oink, or moo, or bark.

Whatโ€™s the best thing about duck basketball players?
– They always make their fowl shots.

Why do ducks lay eggs?
-They would break if they dropped them.

What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?
-A box of quackers.

What did the slow duck say when his daddy told him to speed up?
-Iโ€™m waddlinโ€™ as quack as I can!

How can you tell rubber ducks apart?
-You canโ€™t because they look egg-xactly the same!

Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
-To make a fowl shot!

Why donโ€™t ducks grow up?
-Because they only grow down.


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