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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2023

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What do ducks say when people throw things at them?
-Time to duck!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack who?
Quack open the door and you’ll see!

What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?
-Please put it on my bill

When is roast duck not good for your health?
-When you’re the duck.

Where do tough ducks come from?
-Hard-boiled eggs.

Why does a duck say quack?
-Because it can’t say moo.

Why did the duck cross the road?
-To show the chicken how to do it.

What did the ducks carry their schoolbooks in?
-Their quack-packs.

When does a duck get up in the morning?
-At the quack of dawn!

Why did the duck cross the baseball field?
-He heard the umpire calling fowls

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