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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What did the slow duck say when his daddy told him to speed up?
-I’m waddlin’ as quack as I can!

Why do ducks lay eggs?
-They would break if they dropped them.

What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?
-A box of quackers.

How can you tell rubber ducks apart?
-You can’t because they look egg-xactly the same!

Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
-To make a fowl shot!

Why don’t ducks grow up?
-Because they only grow down.

I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
-I’m the new C-I-E-I-O.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up.

One day, a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
-Do you have any sandwiches?”

Why did the duck go to the movie theater?
-He really liked the book.

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