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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2022

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

What do you get when a duck lays an egg on a hill?
-An eggroll

Why did the duck sleep under the car?
– Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

Why do all ducks fly south for the winter?
-Because it’s too far to walk.

What did the duck say when the waitress came?
-Put it on my bill!

Why did the duck cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What do ducks grow on?
-Eggplants.

Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “Quack quack.”
-Then the other said, “Hey, I was about to say that!”

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