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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2024

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
– Fowl weather.

Which dance will a duck never do?
-The foxtrot.

What do you call a rude duck?
-A duck with a quackitude.

What do ducks have with soup?
-Quackers.

What do ducks like to eat with soup?
-Quackers.

When is roast duck bad for your health?
-When you’re the duck.

wo ducks were skipping down a sidewalk when, suddenly, one tripped and fell. It got up and said to the other duck
-I’m sorry — I tripped on a quack!

What do you call a sarcastic duck?
– A wise quacker.

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
-Duckamole!

What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?
-They quack up.

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